Dave Landau
speaker
1,930 appearances
3 recordings
2 series
first heard Dec 2024
last heard Sep 2025
Dave Landau’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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And a couple of my friends were my really good friends I had to fuck with where I'm like, don't worry.
I changed your name from Brian to Ryan so no one knows the name.
A little shit like that.
But yeah, I talk about a lot of this on stage because, dude, I got institutionalized.
I got like, yeah, it was all like crazy.
How'd you get institutionalized?
The story I talk about in the book is what happened the night before, not the book, but on stage because I have to kind of sum it up.
I actually did it on This Is Not Happening, Ari's show.
And what happened was, was I used to like bong people.
pints and fifths for, like, a party trick.
And I could carry around a case of beer and, you know, drink that in the night.
And mind you, I'm 5'6", but then I'm in high school.
I probably weighed 140 pounds, dude.
Like, I was... And if I wasn't on LSD and I wasn't on mushrooms and I wasn't on K, I was drunk.
So I would switch it all up.
And the night before I had bonged a fifth at a party.
What do you mean by bonged?
You know the beer bongs that you use that have like the funnel and go through?
So my friend Anthony pulled out this beer bong and my friend Nick poured an entire fifth of absolute vodka.
And Nick's like, dude, don't do this.
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