Dave Landau

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1,930 appearances 3 recordings 2 series first heard Dec 2024 last heard Sep 2025

Dave Landau’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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You just drank the whole thing?
Well, they put in a cap full of Sprite.
Then I drank the whole thing.
And, dude, I guess I say this in the story because this is what I was told happened.
I was tap dancing.
I told my girlfriend, who I love, that she had orangutan titties.
And then...
And then I fell through a table, a glass table.
Oh, no.
And then, yeah, I ended up getting taken home by the cops.
I don't know exactly what happened, but my mom ended up calling the police, which is, you know, like she didn't know what to do.
I was doing something.
Right.
And they arrested me and I was institutionalized.
for two weeks.
And I stayed with a kid who thought he was a werewolf.
So you had to go to a mental health institution.
I went to a mental health institution because they weren't, they didn't realize it was an addiction.
They just arrested me because my behavior was so erratic.
And I remember getting there and I met my, and I'm not kidding.
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