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Dave Portnoy

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375 total appearances

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Podcast Appearances

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah, well, in my house, there's specific times where the game's on, and my kids will be like, who are you rooting for? Like, what color? I'm like, we're rooting for both. We have the over. When this team has the ball, we want them to score. When this team has the ball, we want them to score.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah, well, in my house, there's specific times where the game's on, and my kids will be like, who are you rooting for? Like, what color? I'm like, we're rooting for both. We have the over. When this team has the ball, we want them to score. When this team has the ball, we want them to score.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

so they probably don't really understand how sports work they don't get it at all for both yeah it's uh i mean it is i've said it before i maybe even said on this show they're gonna have a real funny conversation in school and they're like we like all teams yeah right yeah it's like we like points uh but yeah no i uh i've been lucky enough that i can i can gamble are Are you guys racist? No.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

so they probably don't really understand how sports work they don't get it at all for both yeah it's uh i mean it is i've said it before i maybe even said on this show they're gonna have a real funny conversation in school and they're like we like all teams yeah right yeah it's like we like points uh but yeah no i uh i've been lucky enough that i can i can gamble are Are you guys racist? No.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

so they probably don't really understand how sports work they don't get it at all for both yeah it's uh i mean it is i've said it before i maybe even said on this show they're gonna have a real funny conversation in school and they're like we like all teams yeah right yeah it's like we like points uh but yeah no i uh i've been lucky enough that i can i can gamble are Are you guys racist? No.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Black people make dad smile. We need points. Can they score? Can they score? Can they put the ball in the hoop? But yeah, really, my only hobby is gambling. So I know that it's probably... I never try to think about how much I've lost in my life because that would make me sick. But I also know that I've been lucky enough to make a lot. So just keep it going.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Black people make dad smile. We need points. Can they score? Can they score? Can they put the ball in the hoop? But yeah, really, my only hobby is gambling. So I know that it's probably... I never try to think about how much I've lost in my life because that would make me sick. But I also know that I've been lucky enough to make a lot. So just keep it going.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Black people make dad smile. We need points. Can they score? Can they score? Can they put the ball in the hoop? But yeah, really, my only hobby is gambling. So I know that it's probably... I never try to think about how much I've lost in my life because that would make me sick. But I also know that I've been lucky enough to make a lot. So just keep it going.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah, kind of. I need to get to a point where... I've talked to my financial advisors, like, about retirement, and I'm not going to retire anytime soon, but, like, what's the point where I have enough money that I can just lose it all? Like, for the rest of my life, you know what I mean? Because that's what's... Because I'm not going to retire and not gamble.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah, kind of. I need to get to a point where... I've talked to my financial advisors, like, about retirement, and I'm not going to retire anytime soon, but, like, what's the point where I have enough money that I can just lose it all? Like, for the rest of my life, you know what I mean? Because that's what's... Because I'm not going to retire and not gamble.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah, kind of. I need to get to a point where... I've talked to my financial advisors, like, about retirement, and I'm not going to retire anytime soon, but, like, what's the point where I have enough money that I can just lose it all? Like, for the rest of my life, you know what I mean? Because that's what's... Because I'm not going to retire and not gamble.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

So I got to figure out... I got to figure out how much I can have that I can then be like, all right, we're okay with losing all of this, and then you just, you know, die with nothing.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

So I got to figure out... I got to figure out how much I can have that I can then be like, all right, we're okay with losing all of this, and then you just, you know, die with nothing.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

So I got to figure out... I got to figure out how much I can have that I can then be like, all right, we're okay with losing all of this, and then you just, you know, die with nothing.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I actually totally disagree with that, but go ahead. You'd wear a condom? Well, first of all, I wouldn't cheat on my wife. I wouldn't cheat on my wife either. No, well, I'm going to sell for a real reason. Like, I come way too fast to, like, it would be like 45 seconds to ruin my entire life.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I actually totally disagree with that, but go ahead. You'd wear a condom? Well, first of all, I wouldn't cheat on my wife. I wouldn't cheat on my wife either. No, well, I'm going to sell for a real reason. Like, I come way too fast to, like, it would be like 45 seconds to ruin my entire life.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I actually totally disagree with that, but go ahead. You'd wear a condom? Well, first of all, I wouldn't cheat on my wife. I wouldn't cheat on my wife either. No, well, I'm going to sell for a real reason. Like, I come way too fast to, like, it would be like 45 seconds to ruin my entire life.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Like, if I can fuck, like, a porn star, then you'd be like, oh, we'll consider it. But, like, I think about, like, the embarrassment in the 45 seconds and being like, your life's over now.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Like, if I can fuck, like, a porn star, then you'd be like, oh, we'll consider it. But, like, I think about, like, the embarrassment in the 45 seconds and being like, your life's over now.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Like, if I can fuck, like, a porn star, then you'd be like, oh, we'll consider it. But, like, I think about, like, the embarrassment in the 45 seconds and being like, your life's over now.