Dave Portnoy

Me and you have sex with the same person. My wife would love that explanation, by the way. Well, she also loves it because she always asks, like, you know the hypotheticals you do with your wife? You're like, if I died, what would you, like, would you remarry? I'm like, listen, if you died, like, tomorrow, high-end prostitutes rest my life. That's love. That's love.

Me and you have sex with the same person. My wife would love that explanation, by the way. Well, she also loves it because she always asks, like, you know the hypotheticals you do with your wife? You're like, if I died, what would you, like, would you remarry? I'm like, listen, if you died, like, tomorrow, high-end prostitutes rest my life. That's love. That's love.

Me and you have sex with the same person. My wife would love that explanation, by the way. Well, she also loves it because she always asks, like, you know the hypotheticals you do with your wife? You're like, if I died, what would you, like, would you remarry? I'm like, listen, if you died, like, tomorrow, high-end prostitutes rest my life. That's love. That's love.

Gambling. Gambling, gambling, gambling, gambling.

Gambling. Gambling, gambling, gambling, gambling.

Gambling. Gambling, gambling, gambling, gambling.

when it hurts oh yeah like it doesn't oh yeah you can't you can't go in oh yeah and go a hundred dollars and then it matter that's where that's that's the whole thing keeps going on i had a run uh this spring in march i i won 16 straight bets and i was just going up and up and up i didn't lose a bet until like march 10th it was like the biggest thing people were waiting for my pick it was incredible

when it hurts oh yeah like it doesn't oh yeah you can't you can't go in oh yeah and go a hundred dollars and then it matter that's where that's that's the whole thing keeps going on i had a run uh this spring in march i i won 16 straight bets and i was just going up and up and up i didn't lose a bet until like march 10th it was like the biggest thing people were waiting for my pick it was incredible

when it hurts oh yeah like it doesn't oh yeah you can't you can't go in oh yeah and go a hundred dollars and then it matter that's where that's that's the whole thing keeps going on i had a run uh this spring in march i i won 16 straight bets and i was just going up and up and up i didn't lose a bet until like march 10th it was like the biggest thing people were waiting for my pick it was incredible

But the problem was every bet got a little bit bigger. Yeah. And then when I finished, when I finally lost, I was like, well, what do I do now? Like, I got to I got to stay at this level. So it probably fucked me up in the long run.

But the problem was every bet got a little bit bigger. Yeah. And then when I finished, when I finally lost, I was like, well, what do I do now? Like, I got to I got to stay at this level. So it probably fucked me up in the long run.

But the problem was every bet got a little bit bigger. Yeah. And then when I finished, when I finally lost, I was like, well, what do I do now? Like, I got to I got to stay at this level. So it probably fucked me up in the long run.

You don't want to sit at a blackjack table for two hours and be like, I won 50 bucks. No. Have you guys been to Dana White's Tunnel of Chaos? Dana White scares me. Have you seen it? So he's got his casino. He goes to Red Rocks. Yeah. And we went there, I think it was like last year. We talked to him about this. Yeah. You show up. He's sitting at a blackjack table. You say what you want to win.

You don't want to sit at a blackjack table for two hours and be like, I won 50 bucks. No. Have you guys been to Dana White's Tunnel of Chaos? Dana White scares me. Have you seen it? So he's got his casino. He goes to Red Rocks. Yeah. And we went there, I think it was like last year. We talked to him about this. Yeah. You show up. He's sitting at a blackjack table. You say what you want to win.

You don't want to sit at a blackjack table for two hours and be like, I won 50 bucks. No. Have you guys been to Dana White's Tunnel of Chaos? Dana White scares me. Have you seen it? So he's got his casino. He goes to Red Rocks. Yeah. And we went there, I think it was like last year. We talked to him about this. Yeah. You show up. He's sitting at a blackjack table. You say what you want to win.

And then he plays for you. You win that money. Then you get up and go. And so like you, I literally said, I want to win $15,000. He's like, okay. gambles it. Like, I think I played three hands, won $15,000, stood up and left.

And then he plays for you. You win that money. Then you get up and go. And so like you, I literally said, I want to win $15,000. He's like, okay. gambles it. Like, I think I played three hands, won $15,000, stood up and left.

And then he plays for you. You win that money. Then you get up and go. And so like you, I literally said, I want to win $15,000. He's like, okay. gambles it. Like, I think I played three hands, won $15,000, stood up and left.

Yeah. And like, but it's, it, Will Compton sat down. I think he was down like 300 K at one point, but it's like, and it's like that feeling of like, is this my money or Dana's money? I don't really know what's going on, but then you just, he just fought back and fought back. Dana keeps going. So you guys got to go to the tunnel.

Yeah. And like, but it's, it, Will Compton sat down. I think he was down like 300 K at one point, but it's like, and it's like that feeling of like, is this my money or Dana's money? I don't really know what's going on, but then you just, he just fought back and fought back. Dana keeps going. So you guys got to go to the tunnel.