Dave Ramsey

to your spouse.

Even if there's a newborn and they ask for your help, you still ask permission.

Show up with a key that you had before they were married.

So one of the best practical jokes we ever played

Was a key.

Have you heard this one?

No.

I had a personal assistant 25 years ago, beautiful Christian lady, and she got engaged.

So for her engagement party, all the guys, we took her to an ice hockey game in Nashville, and the announcer at the hockey game was a friend of mine.

And so one of the guys in the office that was with us was about 10 guys, went all throughout the whole section and handed every guy a key, went to the hardware store and got keys.

And the announcer said, Cherie is getting married next week.

Anyone that has a key to her apartment needs to bring it to her.

And like 500 guys got up and started bringing keys to her.

So it was such a wonderful practical joke.

But, yeah, that's much better than this one.

Yes.

I'm sorry, honey.

It's got a little stalker-esque spirit to it.

It does, man.

She's got a key and she sneaks in like Keebler's elves or something and cooks and does the laundry.