Dave Ryan

Right.

Who are you calling today?

Someone with an opinion.

What did you say?

Who are you calling?

Listen, I would have said this exact same statement 10 years ago versus being at 35.

Because even when my sister got married and I was like 25 or 26, I was like, this is ridiculous that we're doing all of this stuff.

So you can definitely say I'm an old curmudgeon.

I admit it.

But I'm also, I'm a frugal bitch is what it comes down to.

And I'm going broke bitch.

Jenny the frugal bitch.

Trying to afford my friend's wedding.

Yeah, that if you're getting married as a bride, you only get a bachelorette party or a bridal shower.

Or a bridal shower.

I agree.

And then on top of it, when you're on that vacation, you feel like you have to pay for their drinks the whole time.

It turns into this whole thing.

That's the hard part about being in a wedding party, I think, is paying for the bride's drinks and paying for her meals and stuff because you want her to have a good time.

And I've been a bridesmaid like five times, and that's...