Dave Trolley

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801 appearances 13 recordings 1 series first heard Nov 2024 last heard May 2025

Dave Trolley’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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What are they drinking? That's crazy. How does a two years? They can make it to six. That's the latest. Yeah, I told you. I wonder what gets them. What? What does a groundhog die of?
That's crazy. Two or three years, that's it? Damn. I thought at least 15 years.
All right, shit.
It's not him. It's a copycat impersonator. That's nuts. We have fox in the backyard, too. I love them. As long as they don't get rabid or anything like that.
Then they're catching the nickel.
Yeah, rabies scares me.
Yeah, you got to put them down. Man, I don't like that. But a cute little fox, like a mom fox and the kids, because they stay together for a while.
They don't make it.
Yeah. All right, there you go. That's not that long. Three to four years. Better than two or three with the groundhog and the parasites. Jesus. No, but they stay as a family unit, I think, for a little bit. It's always cute in the spring down at Patty's because the animals all have the babies, and they'll be like a little nest of rabbits.
We have a huge tuft of woods in the back where they all live. There's deer running around. There's goddamn deer. They're in the driveway.
Yeah.
Groundhog. It's a groundhog farm.
That's nice, though. Maybe you have a little. That hellhound will get him, though. If he gets his hands on one of those baby fox, man, they scream, too. You don't want to hear that in the middle of the night. You'll think it's a banshee coming to get you. Those things scream like an infant child. It's scary.
Put some cabbage out or something for him. What? I don't know. Leave a riddle for him to solve.
They moved in after us. That was all woods back there.
You did it. You're renting.
If I'm speaking frankly, I don't think you know what the hell you're doing.
My Frankenstein. Stapled underwear.
Give me tetanus on my tank. I don't think so.
By the way, just so you know.
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