King of the 'Burbs w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley
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What cities are the boys touring in?
Hey gang, Kippy here. We're planning the fall leg of the Back on the Block Tour, and if you live in any of the following cities, click the link in the description and let your boys know. We got San Francisco, Portland, Oregon, Seattle, Washington, Burlington, Vermont, Boston, Massachusetts, Atlanta, Georgia, Charlotte, North Carolina, Raleigh, North Carolina, Richmond, Virginia, Baltimore, Maryland, and last but not least, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. The boys are coming home, and we got a big one. These shows are going to go quick. Click the link
in the description sign up for tickets we love you see you on the road welcome to another exciting edition of are you garbage the show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash now here are your hosts kevin ryan and h foley
What is the premise of Are You Garbage?
Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast.
This is Are You Garbage? You know it.
It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find that they're good to be classy. Yeah. Or if they're just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash, trash. I'm your host, Dave Trolley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here with Tooties in a new edition. She's upstairs. She's got a bag of Razzles. Okay. It's candy, then it's gum. She can't figure it out. She don't know what the hell she's doing up there.
I said it turns into gum. Don't swallow it. It's stuck in her hair. She's like the girl in the infomercials in black and white. She can't get her head around it. She's stuck in the blinds. She's like, it's candy.
It's gum. I'm like, it's both. Save me a couple. Hit me. Mike Coase is coming at you from across the table. This is what we call a family episode. It's just the boys, the bozos, and the homies. He is the CEO of Are You Garbage? He is an international businessman. He's the king of the burbs, baby.
Who is the king of the burbs?
Give it up for everybody's favorite American dad, Kevin James Ryan. What up, gang? Shout out to you, gang. The new Chevy Chase. King of the burbs.
First of all, thanks for tuning in. As always, just make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. Mm-hmm. Could use a couple more reviews over there if you're listening. Bump reviews up. Full video available on YouTube and Spotify. Shout out Spotify.
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Crackle. And we got the new card game out. The 2025 edition. The third edition of the RU Garbage Card Game. Play with your friends. Play with your family. Find out who's trash and who's not. And come see a live show.
Yes, come see a live show. We still have a little sudden. We had to cancel the March. I'm sorry, April 14th, the Monday show in Pittsburgh.
Still coming there Tuesday.
We're still there Tuesday. Sold out. Sold out, no big deal. Cleveland sold out. Still a couple tickets left to the second show there. We unfortunately can't make it. Boys are jammed up. We can't make it. We love you, so we'll make it up to you. And also, more dates coming down the road. More dates coming down the road. Just got the fall dates. We're taking the summer off. Kippy's having a goddamn baby. I got to be home.
So if you're in Cleveland and you want to see a show, come see that second show. Otherwise, we're going to be off for the summer a little bit. Boys are taking off for the summer. I got to raise the dad king of the burbs. What I wanted to bring up. I wanted to tell you this before you get into that. Man, if there's ever been an H Foley, what's good for the goose is good for the gander. That just happened. Okay, big guy. Luke, hand me my crowbar. You know, Bosley's still banging. Sure. Remember Bosley? You want me to get plugs? It looks like they're back better than ever. I'm not getting plugs, dude. I just saw the camera. I can't believe they're still in business. They're killing it. I never understood that. They're cheap, too. They didn't say plugs.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What cities are the boys touring in?
0:00–0:53
2
What is the premise of Are You Garbage?
0:53–1:48
3
Who is the king of the burbs?
1:48–9:49
4
What are the differences between Home Depot and Lowe's?
9:49–24:48
5
Why do foxes scream at night?
24:48–38:16
6
How long do groundhogs and foxes live?
38:16–1:05:32