Dave Trolley
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801 appearances
13 recordings
1 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard May 2025
Dave Trolley’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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In Estonia, killing it.
Wheel me the fuck out and make some money.
Sure.
Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage?
It's that little show we sit there with your favorite comedians, and we find that they're good to be classy. Yeah. Or just a big old piece of trash. Trash. I'm your host, Dave Trolley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tootie's in the new edition. I didn't get much sleep last night. Okay. I heard that goddamn headboard in her room going all night. Okay.
It's like the white stripes were in there. I don't know who's in town, but they're bringing it. The Seven Nation Army was in there. Bringing the heat. Talk about boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
My co-host is coming at you from across the table. This is what we call a family episode here at Antony's. Just the boys, the bozos, and the homies. And he is the CEO of Are You Garbage? He is an international businessman and my best pal in the whole wide world.
Give it up for KJ, Kevin James Ryan. What up, everybody? Thanks for tuning in. As always, please make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. And obviously, now I'm being told I got to say Spotify as well.
Check us out there over on Spotify. Full video available on YouTube. And obviously, the greatest website of all time. I mean, www.patreon.com. You go over there, you get all that bonus content. I crunched some numbers. I was in the lab crunching some numbers. Sure. Got the calculator out. With hard feelings and the bonus episodes, there's over 400 hours of content.
That's a lot of freaking content. That's just in time for the holidays, too. Share it with the family. Also, now Patreon, they send me emails from time to time. I don't always listen. You know what I mean? Uh-huh. Well, you can now gift. I think you can gift people memberships. Oh, that's lovely. Just in time for the holiday season. It's like the new McDonald's gift card.
Back in the day, they were the best. Get one of those. You would get McDonald's gift cards? Sure. Some people would. Really? I wouldn't get them from my parents. That's half used. There's about a McMuffin left. Santa Claus would leave them. Really? And the stocking stuffer. Okay. At what age? I don't know. Six, eight? When they were popping. Okay. That's weird.
A six-year-old gets a gift card and goes and buys his own lunch? Sure. That's wild. Would you take the bus there? Some hard candy and a bus token. If I wanted to go and hang out with the older guys, smoke cigarettes, drink coffee like we used to back in the day. Sure. You know? You liking this? I made, yeah, there's a, we mean, I took the big man shopping. I shack it.
Took the big man shopping last week. If you don't think, I'm going to tell you something right now. Get used to this motherfucker. All right? It's the goddamn Brooks Brothers. He got me buying the good shit over there. I'm a Harbor Bay Oak Hill man.
He's pointing out fucking Flaherty t-shirt.
Yeah, Flaherty fucking pants. Like $200. That's a lot of fabric. God, fuck that. Dude, by the way. Just so I can rip the crotch in a couple of weeks? The mannequins at a fucking DXL look like the offensive line to the Saints. To the boys? It's crazy, dude. I mean, if you're referring to the Iron Curtain. It looks like they all grew up at Chernobyl. It's fucking, they're all odd shaped.
I mean, I get it. It's good that the plus size guys have that. That's who you're selling it to. Uh-huh. Fucking some skinny mini in there. I want the real feel. I want to know what it's going to look like on a portly gentleman. Everything's got stains on it in there. That one came, you're like, there's a stain here on this one and a stain on this one. What one's better?
There's a bunch of greasy fingers flipping through fucking clothes in there. Oh, I didn't think about that. Yeah, that's exactly what it is. That's the only store with a fucking bring your own food policy. Jesus Christ, the mannequins all holding chicken nuggets and shit. You got to see what it looks like in real life. You know what I mean? Speaking of eating, I wanted to run this by you.
All right. Okay, so it's the cold season. It's getting chilly, all that kind of stuff. Speaking of chilly. I love the way you can spin something just based on an hour. It's getting cold. Well, me and the broad, when it gets cold outside, we like to do a little pho, like do a little hot pot. We've talked about hot pot before. You know hot pot? I'm not super familiar, if I'm being honest with you.
No kidding. Yeah. Somebody's birthday? Yeah. Yeah. Is it like a cauldron of stuff? That's what I picture. Eye of newt. Salamander. It's similar to Korean barbecue, but instead of the grill, they have like a broth. Okay. And then you purchase like vegetables, some mushrooms, pumpkins, really good potatoes. I like how you're starting off with all the healthy stuff. A couple of Oreos.
Deep fry them in there. And you could do two. You get, like, a normal one, and you do, like, a spicy one. Okay. Which is good for the, you know, good for the... Charm.
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