Dave Trolley
speaker
801 appearances
13 recordings
1 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard May 2025
Dave Trolley’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Congestion. Whatever. All that stuff. And you pick your meat. You do your pork. You do your ribeye. Okay. And they're, like, sliced and rolled up. So you take your chopsticks, you dip it in there, you cook it. Then they have the little sauce tray. Get all the sauces, dip it in there. Mm-hmm. It's really good. But that's neither here nor there. Mm-hmm. Okay, I don't know why you told us.
All right, we did a little hot pot. Okay. And at the end of the meal, instead of like mints or whatever... You drink the soup and fucking bong it. Do you do that? Like you were finishing ramen? No, you know what you do? Speaking of which, you get a thing of ramen noodles and throw them in there. They give them to you? No, you got to pay for them. You take it home? No. But they have them there.
They have them there. You order them. So at the end, after all this stuff has been in there and it's all mixed in and all the flavors, you throw in a thing of ramen noodles and you crush that real quick. I don't know if I'm ever going to ever be in a position to go to a place where I make my own soup. You're not making your own soup. The soup's there. That's, I mean. It's a good time.
You're buying the stuff. You're adding it in. Well, let me see if this sells you on it. It sounds a lot like making your own hooch in jail. I'm not in the clink, pal. I got my goddamn freedoms. I'll just go to a ramen spot. Sure, you could do that. Or you go to this place like the hobos under the bridge. That's what bums do for Thanksgiving. They get a big pot going and then they all meet.
I get a stew going, baby. Speaking of which, you know, the guy, the outdoor boys. Big fan. His name's Luke, right? Yeah, man. When that guy makes a fucking stew in the middle of the Arctic. Oh, that looks good as shit. That guy needs friends. I mean, I like his stuff, but he's got he's got his kids. His bread always gets me, too. When he hits the honey butter bread.
I'll lose a foot for that. That looks delicious.
Oh, my God. I put that on when I go to sleep when he gets inside the hot tent. So cozy. After a nice bowl of lamb soup or whatever he's got.
Out there eating gopher. Looks good. Anyway. What? They hit you with the check. They give you the check. This place that we went to. That's in the soup. You got to cook that up a little bit. Two sticks of gum. Very nice. Buddy. What kind? Wrigley's. What? I'm telling you right now. Double mint or the juicy fruit? No, juicy fruit would have been nice, but they got the Chinese lollipops.
They give you a hit you with two sticks of spearmint. Just two nice sticks. That's all right.
That's class. That's pretty good. Forget about the mints or the fucking, you know, whatever. Give me a stick of chaw. Sure. A stick of gum. That's pretty good. It's pretty good. Wow. Why aren't more people doing that? Dude, everybody should be doing it. That's what I'm saying. You go, you wash your hands, you wash your face, clean up any stains with the stain stick.
You come out, you fill out your thing. You wash your face after you eat? I get it everywhere. You're blowing bubbles in there. I get it everywhere. Okay. I usually have to include the price of the T-shirt when I do hot pot or ramen. Do you tip on that or no? This is a Brooks Brothers shirt. I wore this in there that night. You take that off? Oh, took it off. Mm-hmm. Yeah, took that off.
How many days? So you bought that Friday. How many days? Friday. How many days have you worn that? Wore it Friday, Saturday, Sunday. I think we ran to the store. Probably threw it on. Of course. Sure. Got to shack it. Got to show off the new thread. What am I doing here? Come on, let them know the spring collection's in. So you've worn it almost every day since you've bought it, give or take.
I wore it every day. Yeah, okay. Yeah. Mm-hmm. And, yeah, it looks good.
You fought me on it. Sure. Kicking and screaming. You wanted to button it, by the way. I'm not a Brooks Brothers guy. I told you. I really laughed at myself because you went into this. I'm an O'Neal's fall collection. You went into this. They're not going to go on the water series. More of a beach guy. For sweating. Who's O'Neal? What are they doing? They've been banging for a long time. Sure.
Um... Yeah, it made me laugh to myself at one point. You walked into the green room. You walk into the dressing room and then turn back around. You're like, excuse me. And in my head, I've had you asking for like barbecue sauce or something. Do you have any wet ones? It was very how you would ask, like how I know you to ask a waiter for something. That's my guy over there, by the way.
The guy with the dark hair.
He's kind of like the manager. Okay. Yeah. Did you see me get shot down on the rewards program? No. He said I had nothing. Put my number in, came back fucking zero. I know I got something cooking in it. I'm fucking dropping dimes in that place. I go through this shit. I got to be honest with you. They got some nice gear for the bigger fellas. I wish there was a DXL for guys who were like XL.
Does that make sense? Where I'm not competing with the smalls and the mediums. Something a little like... You know, I don't know. Maybe a BXL or something. No room for you over there. I know. So you get H&M. I mean, they start at what? Two, three X. I think they could get there. I mean, you can get an XL. This is a two X. This is a two X. I love it. This is a two baby. I love you.
All the way from five. I love you to death. What's it say on the goddamn label? I don't. There you go. There's no way that is a cut to a two XL. Dude. And Brooks Brothers is a European company. I don't think it is. Serbian, I think. The good ones. I mean, you know in your heart of hearts that's not a 2XL. Don't make me look like the bad guy for all the nice fucking bozos and homies.
You even said, you went, 2X, this ain't no 2X. Crazy. They got a seamstress there swapping out the tags. I don't know who fucked up, but man. I'm walking around like a tight ass over here. Never get a car made on a Friday or a Monday. You know what I mean? It's a nice shirt. You look sharp. It's a nice shirt.
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