Dave Trolley
speaker
801 appearances
13 recordings
1 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard May 2025
Dave Trolley’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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I'm going to take you shopping, and I get to pick for you because you're... You're not coming in a dressing room with me. Yes, I am. I'm going to grab you by the crotch and say, there's a lot of room down here. Fucking Patty used to do that all the time, dude. She'd fucking karate chop my nuts every time.
Yeah. Right in front of the broad. At an early age, I was like, Denise, you're not coming in. It got to the point where if it didn't fit good, if it didn't pass the ocular assessment on me in the green room, dressing room, I wasn't going out.
I still don't do it with my wife. If I'm like trying something on, she's like, oh, try this on. And I try it on and I come out. I'm like, now we're leaving. She's like, well, let me. I'm like, you know, we're getting pizza. That's the way I was with you. You wanted me to shop. I just wanted to grab something for the shoe. I know, but you're like, I don't... That's how I operate.
That's why you don't have any clothes. You're currently wearing... How much was that shirt? 70 bucks? Over 100. That shirt was over $100? What are you, such a Brooks Brothers? The t-shirt? T-shirts are 30 over there. If you get the three pack, they're 20. But it's hit or miss. If you get the value meal. Comes in a matchbox car. But you're wearing, this is.
The problem with the t-shirts over there, which I've said is why I'm a true classics man. The problem with you. Is you're wearing a $100 shirt. Look great. You need it to look great. You're a performer. You're running around. You're bebopping. You're scatting. People are paying tickets to see you. You should be dressed kindly. Goddamn showman. You're a goddamn showman.
You're wearing champion sweatpants. I bought them. These are nice sweats. They're cam. They got cam. This is what the kids wear now. No, you're the only man ever to wear $100, I guarantee you, $100 Brooks Brothers shirt and champion camo pants. These might have been over $100. No way. This is something you would see Bradley Cooper walking around in a West Village in. Wait, what?
I don't know what's wrong. And he's probably playing a homeless guy in a film. No, when he picks up to when he runs around, does his errands. He wears the same shit. Okay. It's cool to wear long sleeve shirts and sweatpants now.
Holy shit. What? Oh, man. Stop the press.
Look at DXL. Dude, there's no way those sweatpants are $100. Maybe $300.
You got bamboozled. No shit, they were $45. They're bad sweatpants. They had the sneaks in. They're champion. They're over $100. Okay.
Fair enough. I'm glad. You got one of everything. It's got stains on it. I told you, I'm done with the Hawaiian. You're a goddamn half a celebrity out here. I'm done with the Hawaiians. Okay. What are you wearing to the wedding? I got to figure out something for the wedding. Hawaiian. I'm over there. Okay. Like a fucking asshole? I'm a guy who wears black. I can't wear black to a Hawaiian wedding.
You'll be sweating. Jacket? No jacket? No jacket. Bomber jacket? I'm up there catching a heater. No smoking on the premises. What? Where? No heaters. I'm not fucking, dude. You're nuts. No heaters. No heaters where? The whole island. Okay. Well, then. Goddamn archipelago. What's your pollution over there? I got to talk to Delting. Fresh fruit. See about a refund. Starfish. Pineapple ice cream.
Okay. Moose of bees. All right. That's neither here nor there. Can we do hot pot over there? Oh, buddy. That's what I need. Spicy hot soup in Hawaii. It cools you down. Okay. It burns you so hot, you start getting delusional that you're cold. I'll take you a full place over there if I can have you. No. If I can walk the Ho Chi Minh Trail.
I'm going right up the middle. Chicken tendies and some fries. A little bit of room service. Or short ribs. You like a short rib? You're a short rib guy. Short rib season right now. I like them if you replace them with chicken tendies. Yeah, a little short rib. A little short tendies. Fed that hankering for that Irish food. It's the season. Bangers and mash. Irish pho.
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