Dave Trolley
speaker
801 appearances
13 recordings
1 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard May 2025
Dave Trolley’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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As you know, when you sign up for the old Patreon over there, shout out to the over 13,000 homies. Goddamn army of garbage over there. Yes, sir. When you join, you get to submit your Patreon question. We will read it on the air. And we got a hot one coming in. Hit me. This is from J5. $10, homie. Never have one read. Is it garbage you use a poop bag for your lunch because you ran out of Ziploc?
Jeez. Jesus Christ. Dude, that's bad because they all have a film on them. They have like an anti, it's like a baby powder. They have something to- Called talc. Oh, dude. That's nuts. Also, what are your coworkers thinking? You sit down with a bag full of dog shit. Just fucking raw dog that shit. Yeah, or be like, hey, I'm going to order out today. It's also not that big. They're tiny bags. Man.
I feel like I have a fruit roll-up in there. That's a tough look, dude. However. No. People are talking about, you got a tinfoil, you don't have a grocery bag. I'd rather loose lunch meat in your pocket than that. What are people thinking? Hit a Wawa, 7-Eleven, something. Sure, get a soda. I need a bag. Yeah. Yeah. That's, I mean, that's, you shouldn't be doing that.
I mean, I'm no gentleman over here, but that's a tough look. I was at a Wawa just this morrow. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I bet you are. Did you get a salad? Something like that. Uh-huh. Sure. Got them bites down there. I tell you what. That you did not get because you told me you had a sizzling. I seen them, though. I got them. I said hello. That's good for them.
As I walked out with my sizzling over my arm. There's something I love. There's something so in me from going to Wawa's my whole entire life that when I walk into one now. From not being at them so long. Because they don't have them in New York. You go, there's something instinctual that takes over. They all smell the same. They all got the same flavor. It's fucking fantastic.
Makes you want to load up and go back to your mom's and sit on the couch. Dude, if you can still find a small one. Like the small country ones. Not the fucking big super wawa's. You walk in. You don't need all that shit. Old school. Clean living. They're making the pretzels in the back. Woo. Doggy. All right, this one's from Cousin Vinny. $10 chicken parm foot soldier. Shout out to you.
Are you garbage if you see someone that lost a ton of weight in person but don't address it because you're jealous? All right, what's up, man? Hey, how you doing? Nothing new? Nothing changed for you? All right. I just got a haircut. No big deal. I got this new shirt from Brooks Brothers. Damn, that's fucking hater shit. I respect it, though. I respect it. You're looking for it.
Oh, that guy or gal who lost the weight. I've been on both ends of this. Sure. And you're looking. Oh, my God. The last time I lost a little bit of weight and I went home, I didn't get it in the first two seconds. I shattered a vase at my brother's house and walked out. He got this shard of glass to your neck. I'll do it. Telling me about some relative that passed away.
You're posing and shit. You're throwing it. Up by the mantle, my arm on there. Yeah, that's fucking cold. I respect that, though. I, you know, it's because that's a thing you you wrestle with yourself all day. Every you're looking like I, you know, I doubt this. This person's in really good shape. I doubt that they are the person who's jealous because if they are, they're like, I'm chilling.
I don't fucking, you know, I can see that, too, though. Skinny minis. No, they're in shade. No, they're in the back of their head. Like, oh, you'll be fat again. Sure. And they're right. And hey, hey, buddy. What goes up must come down. Talk about the yo-yo diet. All right, let's see. This one's just funny. This is from Fritz.
Is it garbage or refer to the one year of tech school you went to after high school as your college years? What is tech school? Or what's textile? Textile is... Have I asked you this before? No, textile, I believe... There used to be a... Don't answer this yet, Luke. Because I had a couple of boys... That went to textile university? Philadelphia Textile University. Yes. A couple older sisters.
Who's a listener, my cousin Bri, who's a cop. Shout out to you. Thank you for your service. After a textile school?
yeah these were always hot chicks they were always he's not a hot chick bit of a uh textile just means like fabric like a textile plant okay is like fabric yeah what are they doing there what to be like a seamstress or like uh no i think clothing maker no that's school fashion designer no i think the textile i think it's just more like wholesale like fabrics No, but the text, look up the text.
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