Dave Trolley
speaker
801 appearances
13 recordings
1 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard May 2025
Dave Trolley’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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No, he's talking about the school. Look up the Textile University of Philadelphia. That's not what they're going to school for.
Yeah, textiles are fabric. Dim lighting and cheap merchandise. They're not doing that. They're learning how to be clothing designers. I don't think, and I think it just became a regular school at some point. It did. Yeah, it closed down. Yeah. It's something now. Arcadia or something like that. That was Beaver went to Arcadia.
Beaver College in Pennsylvania. Once the internet came along, they had to change the name. What were you thinking? Because everybody was typing in Beaver College, and they were getting like co-eds and pillow fights and stuff. You know what I mean? So they had to change it to Arcadia.
What the hell? Do you have anything on Textile University?
I never understood that. Fashion technology. That's where fucking hot chicks go. Sure.
I like that. That's sharp. But I don't think it was at the time. Philadelphia textile? I thought they were, like, cutting fucking... It's now Philadelphia University. Okay. I thought they were, like, cutting tile with, like, wet saws and shit. That's what it sounds like, yeah. Right? That's also what I believe. They were roofing or something. I believe, I could be wrong on this.
Berkshire Hathaway was originally a textile company. Warren Buffett.
Who for the longest time I thought was Jimmy Buffett's cousin. They're not? Guy used to work with Pete told me that. I've believed him ever since until I said it. Very confidently in mixed company. Talk about a couple of bucks, huh? Not too shabby. Jimmy, I mean. Sure. Rest in peace, right? I wonder who has more money, him or Warren Buffett. Jimmy Buffett or Warren Buffett? Warren Buffett.
You think so? And it's not even close.
All them margaritas?
Yeah. His net worth. It's pretty good then. You know what he does? He eats Mickey D's every day. Sure. He could be the next Warren Buffett. There you go.
Probably don't have a nice shacket either. Sure. You really like the shacket. It's my shirt. It's my jacket. It's my jacket. Everything. Wear it open. Uh-huh. When you walk outside, it keeps you warm. It's the only thing. It's a thick cut. As a big shacket guy as I am, as you know, has been wearing shackets for a long time. He's been making fun of me for years about my shackets.
I'll give you that. I've been a shacket guy. Sure. Sometimes you're walking in the city, colder weather, you turn the corner and you turn into fucking Batman real quick with the flaps. And then you're like, because then the titties ain't great. You got the belly button hole. Break out the bat gut. Oh, dude. Yikes. You got a hole, and then you just feel like a fat kid again.
Turn into the penguin real quick. You're like holding it. You're walking sideways. That's why you always make fun of me because my other jacket, my roofing jacket or whatever it is. The welding jacket. That thing looks like you were in Fallujah. That thing stinks, dude. One of the guys that died in fury. It looks like you got back from fucking Desert Storm in that thing.
I button that up when I walk around. You're yelling at me when I walked in the cellar one night, but I do that because I don't want to have that happen when I hit the scene. Well, unbutton at the door. Whatever. I turn the corner. It's fucking. Yeah, it's tough. Man, my hairline starts going.
Hello, boys. Barrel Monroe blowing up on my skirt. Oh, God. Yeah, it was her. Okay. This one's from Aiden. $10 ombre, never had one red. You ever use a recent mugshot as a form of ID? Forgot my ID at a bar, and I used my recent mugshot to prove that I'm over 21. Bartender almost bought it. I guess because it has your data bar. It's got all your stats on it.
Prove you're over 21 and that I handle yourself. Hey, listen, I ain't no bubble gummer. Shit hits the fan. I'm ready to rock. Ah, that's a pretty good one. I'm ready to go back in. Uh-huh. That is a desperate thing when you don't have your license and you are clearly, you're just like, dude, there's got to be something I can tell you or give you to prove this. It's funny how.
Like, what are we doing? The picture of an ID is now pretty much accepted. A lot of places don't.
The seller doesn't. Really? They say no picture will be taken. No picture. Picture of your, you need your physical ID. I see a lot of people doing that more and more since COVID. Yeah. I just think it's like, I know for the people that don't need the business, like the popular bars are going like, we're not rolling the dice with you with some fucking picture. I don't need you in here.
There's a line of 50 people to get in. Right. I'll bounce you right on it. I got options. You know what I mean? Sure. That and like cigs. If you're like, yeah, if I didn't, you're like, no, I don't. I'm like, yeah, you're fucking carding me. Sometimes I'll go like, what's your birthday? I'm like, I'm born in fucking 86, dude. I've been smoking longer than you've been alive.
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