Dave Trolley
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801 appearances
13 recordings
1 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard May 2025
Dave Trolley’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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I forget who it was, but it's a theory of, like, if you carry your kid's school bag, if you pick your kids up from school and then immediately take their school bag, there's this thing where you're, like, you're making them pussies a little bit. Okay. Okay. You know what I mean? Like, let them struggle. Don't, you know, like, whatever. I don't know. It's just, like, one of those, like, weird.
Helping that thing at the end of the day. And I was like, I was totally... And she's like, I would carry your school bag. I go, when the fuck were you ever waiting for me at the bus stop? And she's like... She owed her money. Yeah. And she's like, well, when I was there, maybe I would carry... And I'm like, she like can...
She admitted that I was like, I don't ever, maybe when I was like kindergarten, maybe first grade some. The books got out of control. I don't know if that was for you guys. The books got out of control for my generation around like sixth, seventh, eighth grade where it was fucking every day. It was this huge fucking sticking out school bag. It was like 90.
It was like fucking in the Marines, like pumping a rucksack and man dragging that fucking thing into the house. That's why when I got to high school, fucking never had a book, maybe two. You know what I mean? Throw a pencil in there. How you doing? Fucking, that was it. Yeah, that was... I didn't know that was a theory. Something like that.
That might be like a – well, I think it goes back to that like – Gary Brekker? Gary Vee? Gary Vee. I don't know. I'm applying that to – I don't know. But it's like we're pussifying our kids by taking all of their struggle away from them.
It's that kind of world where it's like fucking let them – You've got a couple of them hanging on the wall, I'm sure. Yeah.
We would get never a participation, probably like a first, second, third. But that's standard. First, second, third. Yeah, he came in second place, whatever, whatever. But we never had participation. Nothing. That's fucking his generation.
Not my cup of tea. I don't know.
He's got my ass kicked out there. Carry this book bag for me, will you? Make with the pop secret. All right, let's see here. This is from CS. Is it garbage if I add on myself for being high as shit because I tried to make hard-boiled eggs and thought I could hear the chicken screaming from being boiled alive? Like a lobster? Yeah, you're on Neptune if you think that.
You're smoking the fucking Panama Red.
Yeah. Knock it off. Do you remember the first... Have you ever heard a lobster going down? Yeah. They say it's just the air releasing from, like, the shells. It's not them screaming. Yeah, that's what they tell you. It's also like... I don't want to draw the lines at lobsters. It's like, you think the fucking hamburgers I'm eating, like, get fucking whacked off the side of the head?
I had fucking a pound of bacon this morning. Fucking Anton Chigurh hitting him. Yeah, it's like... Listen, I... But the first time you hear a lobster or a crab go down, that's really when you become a fucking... No, that didn't... Become a man. It didn't phase you? No. Probably eat somebody else's lobster. I mean, first of all, I don't know what family you're from.
I mean, the first time I saw a lobster cooked, I had cooked a lobster in my 30s. Really? Yeah. Every New Year's Eve, we'd have a little lobster or a crab. Something. They're a crab. Crabs don't squeal. They say something. Gibby. Crabs don't do it. You sure? Positive. Huh. And, yeah, no, we were not a lobster family. The only time my stepdad would do lobster would be at Outback.
He would do, like, the surf and turf. That would be big. The tail. And then sit there and pick his teeth with the toothpick from his martini. I thought you meant the claw. He said he's a Sig holder. That was fun. We did that in college. They put Sigs in the crab. We'd have, like, a crab boiler. They'd put a Sig in it, and they'd fucking, they just immediately pull it to their face.
Like, oh, look, crab catching eaters. Ain't nothing cuter. Oh, man. All right, let's see here. We got time for one more. This one's pretty nice. This is from $10. Northeast PA, Bozette. There you go. Shout out to the big man's old turf. That's right. Is it garbage to take a free calendar left by a vendor at work and give it to your kid as a Christmas gift? Ouch.
That's from Mrs. T. What's the vendor? Like an auto body shop? It could be anything. It could be like office supplies. It could be fucking paint. That's what those vendors do. We had a lot of that to me growing up as a kid whose dad had a construction. The vendor swag was the coolest to me because they were like, nobody in the office wanted it to be calendar. There's just this.
It's a calendar year. Just anything. A little knapsack. T-shirt, a pen, a fucking something fucking cool. I don't know what calendar is. But it's a Christmas gift. Just give it to the fucking kid. Yeah. Fuck that. Who opens that up? Oh, what I always wanted. I want to know what taxes are due. Get the fuck out of here with this.
Yeah. Something sweet.
But still, just give it to the fucking kid. This might have been slow that year. Who knows? Give it to him a week before. Get that in a sanding. Were you a calendar family? What? Yeah. I mean, once the kids were born. Really, before that? No. We had one hanging. Patty had one for her bills. Yeah, we had one hanging. You didn't have that one hanging anywhere in the house?
I didn't know what was going on. Uh-uh. She kept that down with all of her stuff where she would do her bills on Sundays. We had one hanging. We never had calendars hanging. Hanging at my mom's. It's like a casino in my house. No clocks or nothing. Pumping fresh air in here. Smoking section.
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