Dave Trolley
speaker
801 appearances
13 recordings
1 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard May 2025
Dave Trolley’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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These bananas aren't right.
I've seen you and Tommy get fruit from a hotel lobby and be like, what the fuck is that?
That's for fucking Magnum ice cream bars. Yeah. Get a little sweet treat for the boys. Those things are thick.
I'll eat about 3,000 calories in bed and then go night, night. A little bit of forensic files on the tube. Hey, wake up. Think I'm in the crime scene? Get the case pan out. Oh, fuck. All right. Let's see. This one's from Max. This is something I don't think we've ever dissected. $10 home slice. Were you a Pop Secret or a Redenbacher family? Which is trashier? I think Pop Secret was trashier.
That was like the new age. That came around later. Redenbacher was the OG. They were in the stovetop ones you could do. Now, you guys don't remember. See if we can get years on Pop Secret and Redenbacher. Over Redenbacher. It was definitely banging way before. I'm just asking. The original was, God damn it, the Stove Pop. You don't remember that. Jiffy Pop. Do you remember that?
Nah, that shit was gone by the time. That was like a fucking nuclear. Dude, I'd never seen a babysitter not burn the shit out of that and almost burn the fucking kitchen down and scare the shit out of the dog. Every time. That stuff was dry. I never had it.
It was like Northern California in the fucking late summer. There was no oil. Dust bowl or nothing. Sure. We were back and forth, but I think... Excuse me. I think Pop Secret was a little bit lighter in Cal, or like fat-free. They had a little more... They did start with that. And I think in the 90s, I think we were all like, you know, whatever. It was like more of a health-conscious vendor.
And then movie popcorn filtered in through the Blockbusters and the West Coast videos. Was that the bags you would buy there? No, they were microwaved. Yeah. And then it just went full on with that shit. Triple butter, double butter. We were more Pop Secret for sure.
Seems like he's from the 20s.
Yeah, we were a secret family. Holy shit. Yeah, that was like the Snackwell. That was lighter, I think. To begin with. Sure.
What? The pop was like the, it's half the calories or something. But what we would do, first my stepdad did this. One, I didn't even know we had it in the spice drawer. It was, he had cheddar cheese spice. You ever have that? We only ever had like one thing of it. They sell them at the movies now. They sell the whole little bottle of it where you sprinkle it on. You know what I'm talking about?
It looks like a little salt and pepper.
And he would. I found one time we were like, well, he's like, I'll make some popcorn. He's probably watching me. We're like going to put on. You never put a finger on what the fucking with the flavor. Why does he make it so good now? And he's like dumping. I was like, what the hell is that? He's like bright. It was like powdered cheese whiz. It looked like, you know what I mean?
Like that color just said cheddar cheese. And man, I did not turn back. Once I realized that was a fun time snack for the boy, I get home from fucking school, no one's home, pop me a bag, rip it open. Sure. Then I ran out of that, and then there was like salt and pepper, Old Bay, whatever we needed, a little bit of garlic powder, something to fucking take the edge off me.
Yeah. We were fucking doing it. At the end, you were just putting fucking nutmeg and dill on there. Trying to feel something. That was, I mean, that was for me, because you always have popcorn. It's like, well, you buy a 12-pack of popcorn. That lasts like a year. So, like, when it...
When the shelves would get bare for a fat little kid and I ate everybody else's bagels, I'd fucking, that was a game changer. Bag of microwave popcorn, straighten you right out. Huge cold freaking cola. Crunching. Man. I used to melt my own butter and pour it on it. Once I got older, did that. I got busted a couple of times doing that. My mom was like, what the fuck is wrong with you?
How young were you? Young. Young. Still in the womb. Young enough to work the microwave. Once I figured that out through my own things, yeah, it was bad. You'd hear it sizzle when you poured it on there. I remember being so young, working the microwave, that I'd have to jump up on the counter because I couldn't reach it.
Because it was like a hanging one above the stove, and I couldn't reach the buttons. And I'd have to, like, barely had the body strength. I must have been five. Like a chimpanzee.
And I could barely, I remember I'd have to, like, you know, throw your leg up, and I would, like, get my knee up on the thing, and I'd get up on the cat. We would fall in the sink. My mom, I got to know my mom last time I saw her. We were talking about something. Are you still doing this? Get your fetish. This is going to break the camera. Goddamn, before Micah. No.
And she even said it was one of those things of like, you know, because obviously doing the show, it's brought a lot of memories. A lot of memories have gone public. Sure. Or not being around that much. Sure. So she got a little, she's like, we were talking about kids that got picked up from the school bus. There's, like, a theory.
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