Dave Trolley
speaker
801 appearances
13 recordings
1 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard May 2025
Dave Trolley’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Some fucking extra loading up their pockets with fucking cliff bars.
Having a nice bolognese on his honey wagon. I respect it.
Boundaries, Luke. Boundaries. Maybe I'll start doing that, too. All three of us just eating in separate rooms. Do not disturb ordering three separate lunches. The buzzer's going off. No one's getting up. It's not mine. I'm out of here. I never did that. I would always remove my... I would find out, too. I wouldn't stand too close. You don't have an office. What are you talking about? I know.
Fucking eating and hanging over the secretary's desk. They would get mad at me, too. Still with that boyfriend of yours? What was her name? She was a bitch. No one ever liked me. No one ever liked me. Well, I never went to their birthday parties, and they got real upset about that. Wait, like at the job? Yeah, how we're singing for Christine. I know it's a Seinfeld, but you're crazy. What?
I would have been at every one. No. Those store-bought cakes. Oh, God. And then you're in there. Somebody worked on the other floor. I didn't even know. Did your mom ever bring a slice like that home for you? It was somebody's birthday? No. Every once in a while, my mom would. She worked in a hospital. I'm not eating food that was fucking sitting in a hospital for four hours.
And then a fucking 40-minute car ride home at midnight. She was working third shift. Get a Mr. Gagliano's piece. He ain't going to need it. It's half-eaten. Just phlegm on it or something. You don't need it where he's going. I love that. Uh-uh. The icing was more whipped cream than icing. You know those cakes? Those store-bought sheet cakes? Sure. And, like, the name would be in, like— The gel.
I never liked that. Oh, you're crazy. Sure, I'm a crazy man. A couple of munchkins straightened you out.
Eating a dead man's munchkin? Yeah. He'll do that, won't you, fatty? Sure. Nah, she never brought... That was never... That, my dad... She was working a graveyard shift. I know. But my dad... Everything was fucking passed over by the time she got in. I do remember... Some wilted Caesar salad. I got in trouble for eating some guy's bagel out of my dad's cafeteria. Or, like, kitchen.
My dad had an office. My dad owned a company. It was a pretty big... At the time. Right. And I just assumed everything was his. They had a snack room. Yeah. Where the guys would put their lunch and stuff. And I ate someone's bagel. How old are you?
eight but it was a stink where's my bagel i heard it that way first what was what was on it i don't remember butter i might have just been a like a just a straight up bag and i just probably grabbed a coke a can of can of coke and went in the shop and hid behind some fucking old hot water heaters Fucking sawdust in your hair. You know that panic where you know you're about to be in trouble?
They'd start a circle in the office. Who ate my bagel? Somebody ate my bagel. And I'm like, and they knew. I probably had poppy seeds in my teeth. They probably knew it was fucking me right away. Fat little fat kid running around the office. Likes his way around a carbohydrate. Man. Jesus. Yeah, a guy named Wayne. And then I went to my dad, and my dad's like, did you eat his bagel?
And I was like, yeah. Also, I'm sure my dad was like, you fucking chief, he's a fucking kid. Go buy a new fucking bagel. What amount of money I'm paying you? Oh, man, he looked at you. Fat little baby. That was one of those where I'm like, ah, you can't contain yourself. You cannot. You just like. Because I know you had breakfast. I probably had a bagel on the way in from Wawa. At Twofer? Or Bogo?
It's Saturday. Tough, tough luck, dude. Is it garbage to wait for your neighbors to leave their hotel room, then order room service to their room and take it when the staff leaves it outside? Free tendies for the boys. I think there's ones you can probably call up just randomly on the phone and say, hey, I'm staying in room 404. You probably have to know the name and something, something.
Or there's an app. Like, you can scan it and then do, like, you got to know their name somehow or something. Or maybe, you know, maybe just put fucking Franklin and they just take it. They just roll it up. Man, that's a dirty thing. Because in a nice place, people aren't doing that. People, you know what I mean? They're not looking for ways to fucking cheat the room service.
But this is pretty diabolical.
No.
And run the gauntlet or run it into somebody. Yeah, we've done that. Many a times we've all bumped into each other like 250. Nah, I'm just gonna call it quits. Looking the other way. I'm just gonna head up. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Uh-huh. Fucking... I made a couple of sprints down to the fucking snack corner in the lobby of the hotel. Put this on 419. Slow count. Throwing a lot of money at her.
Hurry up, you bitch. Hey, you fucking counting everything? What is this, supermarket sweeps? Let's go. That's why as a gentleman on the road, I do it. If I'm like, hey, I'm headed up, I do it. I do it right in front of everybody. Hey, judge, I know you're all thinking the same thing. I'll even get Lukey Patuki hop over there. But he's doing something a little more...
I'm going a little more crazy than Luke. You do a grab bag of fucking Haribo and a big water. I'll do a big water. I'll do a Gatorade right away. Get the carbs in me for all... Or get the electrolytes in me for all the fucking beers I had drank. Then I'll do a big cold water for the night and the morning. Throughout the night. Probably a Diet Coke for my snacks. For my salty snacks.
I'm going to get... Gummy bears for the bed. I'm going to get maybe a pack of gummies. Always. Not always. Not always. Luke fucking, and Luke's in there like, I'll do a banana.
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