David Alan Grier

That was me.

I can fix you guys in a matter of minutes if you just listen to me.

But the point is...

The Burbank PD is not colorblind.

They see one color.

That's green.

Or whatever fucking color your checkbook is.

And by the way, if you want to have fun, you know when you order your checkbook?

Order one with kittens or clowns or something on it.

I used to have pink ones that had kittens on them just to fuck with people.

And they'd always ask me what that was about.

I was like, I like kittens.

What of it?

But...

it was when i was working construction so i'd be riding it to anna walt lumber and i'd be handing a pink check oh sorry sorry yeah so i'm turning right thanks for keeping me on track i'm turning right in a demeaning way i'm turning right but i'm gonna stop because the light is red and i look up and i come to a stop and i hear a abrupt honk behind me and i look forward

and I see I have a green turn arrow, which I rarely see.

I see the left turn arrows, but I never see the right turn arrows.

So I was confused, and I did the My Bad slash Heil Hitler, where I did the, hey!

Sorry.

All right.