David Alan Grier
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I hear you.
I should have been rolling.
I was looking this way at a red light.
I didn't see there was a green.
I don't know what percentage of intersections in the San Fernando Valley have the green right arrow, but it's less than 1%.
But I gave the bitch the, hey, no, you know, I got you.
Here I go.
And I just went through it.
And then she did the thing where she had to punctuate her honk with a speed up, get around me, and slide in move.
Like...
Hey, cunt, I heard you.
And I gave it a fucking hand wave.
What else does she want?
Are we not done with this process?
Should we swing by my ATM and then I'll eat your pussy for a couple hours?
What do we need here?
And what does the ATM have to do with the pussy eating?
I'll just give her a little cash.
Now tie that into your... I'm just saying, how bad... You lost three-tenths of a second of your life.
In return, you got a hand with a My Bad.