David Alan Grier
speaker
4,621 appearances
3 recordings
1 series
first heard Jun 2026
last heard 24 Jul
David Alan Grier’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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40% now with 40% less tongue and he gives me a kiss and he says love you father and he goes off to school and then my daughter either doesn't show up to the bedroom or I feel a cold sting of an open palm on my forehead and she slaps me on the forehead and then laughs and goes to school but today I got a kiss from my daughter before here's what's up
The point system was implemented yesterday before the kiss.
So the whole deal is if you get five points, you get a dollar.
So you get a point to go do this.
You get a point to go do that.
I was laying there confused.
It was early in the morning.
I was a little uncomfortable.
I wasn't sure what was going on.
I couldn't figure out why my daughter gave me a kiss on the lips when she never gives me a kiss on the lips.
And then I heard her going down the hall yelling, that's two points, mommy.
No, my daughter.
No, my wife's bribing them to be nice to me.
Are they that mean to you?
She's mean to me.
Oh, you don't want to transfer cooties to the new dude.
Is mama with a new dude?
Yeah, she's remarried.
She's remarried?
Yes.
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