David Alan Grier
speaker
4,621 appearances
3 recordings
1 series
first heard Jun 2026
last heard 24 Jul
David Alan Grier’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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I was taking my son to do a little shopping at Target last weekend, and I came to this weird spot in Burbank where I had to turn right, but I was looking up at the signal, and the signal was red, so I was going to come to a stop because Burbank likes to hand out a lot of chicken shit tickets to people of all color, Dag.
Listen.
That was me.
That was me, man.
That was me.
I can fix you guys in a matter of minutes if you just listen to me.
But the point is...
The Burbank PD is not colorblind.
They see one color.
That's green.
Or whatever fucking color your checkbook is.
And by the way, if you want to have fun, you know when you order your checkbook?
Order one with kittens or clowns or something on it.
I used to have pink ones that had kittens on them just to fuck with people.
And they'd always ask me what that was about.
I was like, I like kittens.
What of it?
But...
it was when i was working construction so i'd be riding it to anna walt lumber and i'd be handing a pink check oh sorry sorry yeah so i'm turning right thanks for keeping me on track i'm turning right in a demeaning way i'm turning right but i'm gonna stop because the light is red and i look up and i come to a stop and i hear a abrupt honk behind me and i look forward
and I see I have a green turn arrow, which I rarely see.
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