David Alan Grier

It's called a match.

I like my lube.

Why can't the doctors have the stuff that warms the... Well, here's the thing about the lube is if you warm it too much, it loses viscosity.

It'll go all liquid on you.

I mean, what do I know?

I'm just thinking outside.

I'm just saying, well, the last time I got the digit dropped on me, the guy said to me, I'd never had it done before, and he said, well, I guess you know how this goes now.

And I said, actually, I'm not familiar with this horrible dance we're about to do where only one partner wins.

And by the way...

Then I pay you?

Right.

You'd think you'd pay me for dropping a digit on me.

Normally on the street, that's the way it works.

You know what I mean?

Not only do I get rectally violated, but it sets me back $175 or whatever the deductible is.

It's that extra twist.

he felt my ovaries and i don't even have them so the last four fifths of the reaching i don't know what they maybe they twist i don't know what they do but the last part is where you're like you're like i can handle it oh my god necessary i mean what are they looking for no and especially the reach around although i do appreciate that i like that's a fine how do you do um

Here's the thing.

Now, I was doing a show with Dr. Drew, and I was talking to him about med school, and he said they had a cadaver assigned to them.

So it was like four people.