David Alan Grier
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Yeah, four people, and you get your own cadaver.
And the first thing out of my mouth is, what did you name it?
It's like, Jim.
They have to name.
Of course, you have to name your dead hobo who gave his body to science, right?
Yeah.
Not of international mystery or intrigue.
The good part is you're going to die a peaceful death.
The bad part is strangers will be sticking their fingers up your ass until your corpse rots.
Well, that's the whole thing.
I mean, you have to... I'm sorry for the people that order the nachos, but you have to...
Is nacho the only thing you can order that you can't bring home?
I'm now throwing this out there.
I need an answer because I feel like I can bring almost anything home.
I don't care how much it congeals.
I don't care what kind of mess it turns into.
I don't care if it liquefies in the passenger seat of my car.
I'll fucking throw it in a microwave and like Frankenstein, bring it back to life.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, it's like the chupacabra or something.