David Arquette

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1,778 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Nov 2025 last heard 13 Nov

David Arquette’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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as long as you're out of general pop, is an advantage because all you want to do in the joint is rub one out in peace, right?

And if you've got a big Ron Jeremy-type hog, that's going to be tough to holster when the guard's coming around the corner.

You've got this 11-inch dong swinging around.

You're going to have a hard time turning your back, getting a little privacy.

You've got the little piece of chapstick, and you're just...

You know what I mean?

You can do it inside your prison uniform.

You drop your hand down your pants, shove some Kleenex down there.

Suddenly taking care of business.

You got that big swinging hog.

Cannot.

You cannot.

You can't hide it.

Catch a charge like that.

Well, it's like saying what's easier to smuggle, a AAA battery or a large gourd?

You know what I mean?

It's like, well, I think I'd have an easier time in prison with that AAA.

Like, it's better whacking.

It's better whacking.

You always look on the bright side.

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