David Arquette on How He Purchased the Rights to Bozo the Clown
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In this episode, David Arquette. Interesting guys in studio for a conversation. Mayhem's got the news, and we'll do all that right after this.
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From Corolla One Studios in Glendale, California, this is The Adam Corolla Show. Adam's guest today, David Arquette. Plus the news with Jason Mayhem Miller. And now, even though they stopped making pennies, he'll still give you his thoughts. Adam Carolla.
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Got the news. Hey, a big one here. Just a pun for you. The Golden State Killer was brought to justice in part because of his distinctive micro penis. A new book about to capture details just how small the penis is. Smaller than a pinky finger. Really?
Explains a lot. Well, I guess if you really break it down, first off, you wonder if these guys are motivated by this, like it caused the anger and hate. Maybe the first time he dropped his pants in front of a woman, she broke out in laughter. Not just laughter, like Ed told everyone. Although I was talking to TJ Hooker's Heather Locklear, and they're okay with a micropenis. But it's weird. I think women have to pretend like they're okay. Like, so here's what women do. You ready? Okay, well, they do the opposite of whatever we want, right? So when we go, oh, man, that guy's got a huge hog. Women must love it. And the women go, I don't want that. I don't know. We don't like it. It's too big. And then you go, oh, man, but a micropenis, man, what do you do with that?
And they go, I don't mind a micropenis. I saw that clip. Heather Locklear was being very pragmatic. I think... I think it's the story. You know what it is? I think it's the extension of the story where every celebrity is like, we were very lower middle class. We didn't have any, you know. I think what they do is they go, we didn't have a lot of money. We grew up very middle class. I like a micro penis. I don't need a big hog. Like this is all the stuff they say. But when you kind of look at them, they're driving a Rolls Royce or wearing a Rolex and the boyfriend's got a huge hog. So I think I think women I think you know what I think? I think women are very like like, OK, every every. Time you'd read a centerfold in a Playboy back in the day.
What do you look for in a man? Great sense of humor. Caring eyes. And by the way, but she's dating Lorenzo Lamas Jr. You know what I mean? So it's like... He's got the six-pack abs. So is that what you care about, or is that what you say you want us to think you care about? That's what I'm saying. Heather Locklear is a politician. All women are politicians, and they're always stumping. Speaking of stumps, that's all he had in his pants.
Not even. The poor photographer that had to take it, he said, D'Angelo, it was directed to spread his legs and pull back the foreskin. And when the photographer finally got the money shot, it proved how small it was. Smaller than the circumference of a dime.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is discussed at the start of this section?
0:00–6:46
2
What surprising detail is revealed about the Golden State Killer?
6:46–11:31
3
How does the discussion shift to societal views on body image?
11:31–50:09
4
What inspired David Arquette to acquire the rights to Bozo the Clown?
50:09–50:59
5
How did David Arquette's childhood influence his career choices?
50:59–51:41
6
What unique experiences does David Arquette share about being Bozo?
51:41–52:37
7
How does David Arquette balance his artistic pursuits with personal life?
52:37–1:41:05
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