David Harris Gershon
speaker
94 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Jan 2026
last heard 16 Jan
David Harris Gershon’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Appearances
I think I'm done.
When from behind me I hear, Hey!
Let's get the banana!
I turn around, slow motion, a banana.
I see two huge guys beer sloshing, Red Man and John Deere hats coming towards me.
I don't know what the fuck to do, so I just stand there.
They hit me.
I hit the ground.
People are coming over to me like, Mr. Banana, are you okay?
And they're pulling people off of me.
And I'm like, yeah, yeah, I'm okay.
The cops, they detain these jokers, and the cops come over to me to ascertain if I'm...
injured and I'm not because I'm wearing a banana suit and and they're like Mr. Banana, do you want to press charges and I look at the officers and I Think about where I'm supposed to be right now And I think about what I had promised my mom and I look at them and I say, you know what?
I think the punishment has already been given Thank you
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