David Hopping

Oh, Conan, you poor, it's just sad. Don't do this to him. Come on. Yes, Conan. Thank you.

You know, comedians, comedy writers, you know, either one, whatever.

You know, comedians, comedy writers, you know, either one, whatever.

You know, comedians, comedy writers, you know, either one, whatever.

I'll tell you what. I don't like sitting with a plate on my lap, okay? And I saw there was a counter, there were stools in front of the counter, and I thought this would be a good spot to plant myself. And so I planted, and it turned out to be a great spot because when people come over, this is what I do at parties, by the way, I always sit. You can't be in the middle of a room making small talk

I'll tell you what. I don't like sitting with a plate on my lap, okay? And I saw there was a counter, there were stools in front of the counter, and I thought this would be a good spot to plant myself. And so I planted, and it turned out to be a great spot because when people come over, this is what I do at parties, by the way, I always sit. You can't be in the middle of a room making small talk

I'll tell you what. I don't like sitting with a plate on my lap, okay? And I saw there was a counter, there were stools in front of the counter, and I thought this would be a good spot to plant myself. And so I planted, and it turned out to be a great spot because when people come over, this is what I do at parties, by the way, I always sit. You can't be in the middle of a room making small talk

And then you're going, your brain is racing. Oh my God. Oh my God, I'm out. I can't. I got nothing. I got nothing. What? The bathroom? Do I have to go to the bathroom? Do I have to get a drink? Or I know, I'll do TV Larry. I'll do TV Larry. All right. Well, it's been nice talking to you. Yeah. And then you move on. Right. I think people know now that you can't have interminable conversations.

And then you're going, your brain is racing. Oh my God. Oh my God, I'm out. I can't. I got nothing. I got nothing. What? The bathroom? Do I have to go to the bathroom? Do I have to get a drink? Or I know, I'll do TV Larry. I'll do TV Larry. All right. Well, it's been nice talking to you. Yeah. And then you move on. Right. I think people know now that you can't have interminable conversations.

And then you're going, your brain is racing. Oh my God. Oh my God, I'm out. I can't. I got nothing. I got nothing. What? The bathroom? Do I have to go to the bathroom? Do I have to get a drink? Or I know, I'll do TV Larry. I'll do TV Larry. All right. Well, it's been nice talking to you. Yeah. And then you move on. Right. I think people know now that you can't have interminable conversations.

They can't go on forever. There's got to be an out. There's got to be an out. You know what?

They can't go on forever. There's got to be an out. There's got to be an out. You know what?

They can't go on forever. There's got to be an out. There's got to be an out. You know what?

But I think I have an idea for parties. I have an idea for parties. You have a party sheriff, okay?

But I think I have an idea for parties. I have an idea for parties. You have a party sheriff, okay?

But I think I have an idea for parties. I have an idea for parties. You have a party sheriff, okay?

He's in a chair above the party. He's overseeing the party. Like a lifeguard. Like a lifeguard. Or he's in another room on video. And he's got cameras on everybody. Like a pit boss. Yeah, like a pit boss. And he's seeing the conversations. He's looking at him. He's seeing how it's going. He's looking at the body language. He's timing conversations. And then he sees that somebody's in trouble.

He's in a chair above the party. He's overseeing the party. Like a lifeguard. Like a lifeguard. Or he's in another room on video. And he's got cameras on everybody. Like a pit boss. Yeah, like a pit boss. And he's seeing the conversations. He's looking at him. He's seeing how it's going. He's looking at the body language. He's timing conversations. And then he sees that somebody's in trouble.

He's in a chair above the party. He's overseeing the party. Like a lifeguard. Like a lifeguard. Or he's in another room on video. And he's got cameras on everybody. Like a pit boss. Yeah, like a pit boss. And he's seeing the conversations. He's looking at him. He's seeing how it's going. He's looking at the body language. He's timing conversations. And then he sees that somebody's in trouble.

And he goes, okay, all right, I got to go. He goes down. He takes the version by the arm. He goes, excuse me, this is over. This is brilliant. This is brilliant.