David Jolly
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Y'all down with the president?
Trump the realest nigga to ever do it.
Then he sent the goons into the Capitol building.
They were hanging on chandeliers, ripping shit off the wall.
I was like, damn, I'm glad these ain't black people.
My credit score went up 12 points that day.
Only thing I ain't like about when Trump was the president, I kept on getting these letters in the mail for, like, free trips on Carnival Cruise Line, all-you-can-eat chicken and shit.
I was gonna pull up to that Carnival Cruise Line.
It was gonna be me and 45 Dominicans from San Antonio.
You know they love a goddamn deal.
Yeah, like white women from Kentucky, you know what I mean?
They got dirty feet, you know what I'm saying?
Their feet always dirty.
It's said in the Bible, you know what I mean?