David Jolly

44.

Now, the first time I got on stage to do an open mic was 2006.

No, I messed around for a long time because, you know, life happens and I can't just do open mics growing up.

Why couldn't you do open mics?

Mostly I was committed to a relationship or a job, but about three years ago I was able to fully immerse myself and start hitting it and getting to it.

I helped run the family business.

We have a pita bakery, and we had gyro shops in the mall growing up, so I grew up in a shopping mall in the 80s and 90s.

I Uber.

This is a great town to Uber in.

You know how much time you have to spend grinding, getting these open mics and starting shows and producing little bitches?

Who are you yelling at?

Laughing at my Uber job?

Yeah, yeah, actually, trying to start a family.

If anybody's unvaccinated out there and they want to start having kids, holler.

Hell yeah.

Yeah, when you're 44, you ain't got time to mess around.

So you're like looking for a woman.

Yeah, yeah.

I got my aunt showing me girls from the old country, too.

Yeah, man, this one girl, she's a real jihadi.