David Jolly
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
I got dumped a few months ago, so I've been doing a lot of masturbating recently.
The girl that dumped you, how long were you in a relationship with her?
I was just hooking up with her for a few weeks and it fucked me up.
Why did it fuck you up?
She was really hot.
Why do you think she liked you?
She saw me do stand-up, believe it or not, Tony.
Okay, and then what happened?
She came up to you and said what?
She asked me for a cigarette, and I went to the, we were at a bar downtown, and there was a liquor store next door.
I don't smoke cigarettes, but I did go and buy a pack, and I came back in like five minutes later, offered her a cigarette, hit it off.
So you bought her a pack of cigarettes, you guys have a cigarette, then what happens?
She said I was like her favorite comic, a bunch of shit happens.
This is absolutely incredible.
I know, I was like, have you heard of Tony Hinchcliffe?
One Shot was on Netflix.