David Jolly
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A long time golden ticket holder.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is the long awaited return of Todd Royce, everybody.
I have a dog, not a dog, a shih tzu poodle.
I don't think if you, that's not a dog.
Shih tzu poodles to me are like K-pop bands.
Like they're adorable, but if I hit one with my car, I'm not gonna lose any sleep over it.
They all have these cute little names.
She didn't have any money, why waste our time?
I want to get a pit bull.
A lot of people think pit bulls are a violent dog.
I think that's bullshit, it's all in the training.
I could train my dog to be an attack dog and it'd be perfect because no one's going to admit to being attacked by a shoot-all.
They say that's the best way to defend yourself if a pit bull... I say that's the best way to defend yourself if anybody attacks you.
Try that the next time you're getting mugged.
It works on pit bulls and Puerto Ricans.
Thank you, guys.