David Jolly

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2,362 appearances 4 recordings 1 series first heard Oct 2024 last heard 9 Jun

David Jolly’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Incredible, but remind us, what does your wife do for work when she's not cutting coupons to save on the budget for feeding your massive, you know what's incredible about you?
is that your belly, everything's big, but then it gets, like, bigger down there.
There is just something cooking in that fucking upper pouch.
I mean, I have my phone.
But remind me, what does your wife do for work when she's not buying new straws for shamrock shakes?
Uh...
For those of you that don't know, and I've never exposed this fun fact, but I'm pretty sure since Todd's very first performance six or seven years ago, I've been doing this thing.
Someone should make a compilation at some point, but I've been doing this thing where I make fun of your fat, and I didn't really rip it.
See, it's one thing when Tony does it.
When I look over at Red Band and he's like, yeah, that's fat fuck.
That's a little offensive.
It is.
He's like your mini-me.
You guys are like two different wacky planets.
I have a picture of Red Band up on the treadmill.
Yes, I'm a fat person goal.
Yeah.
By the way, I don't use the treadmill.
Did you say treadmill or oatmeal?
What are you guys talking about?
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