David Jolly
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
The gayest thing I've ever done is I accidentally once mistook Todd as a Tempur-Pedic mattress, and I slept on top of him.
I snuggled up in the fetal position in his belly button and slept like a baby kangaroo.
Todd, you are truly one of my favorites of all time.
Always rolling with the punches, no pun intended.
Always absolutely, you know, just, I mean, always just shaking the room wherever you go.
Absolutely, wow.
I cannot believe that those shoes and the stage and those legs and those knees and the hips can handle what you put it through.
You know, I never thought of this.
I could smell it.
I never thought of this.
Your name is Todd Royce.
Have you ever thought about going by Rolls Royce because you have so many rolls?
Do you know that you look like if Jelly Roll and Jeffrey Dahmer had a baby?
Jeffrey Dahmer in Jelly Roll, which means that he doesn't just eat.
He eats humans.
He eats all animals.