David Jolly
speaker
2,362 appearances
4 recordings
1 series
first heard Oct 2024
last heard 9 Jun
David Jolly’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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But he pissed me the fuck off the other day, because he was wearing... No, he wasn't wearing nothing.
He was fucking getting out of his car, and he kicked a bottle of Hershey syrup out of his car.
And I'm like, bro, are you making chocolate milk in your car?
God damn, fuck y'all, bro.
No.
I have a right to make fun of people.
Are you Adam Ray right now, dude?
Mainly commercials.
Like, I've been working for Home Depot commercials the past, like, month and a half.
You know, it's kind of hard to gain people's respect when you look like Ari Matty fucked MGK for his green card.
But I was outside, and this old guy stared at me, and I was thinking, this could go two ways.
He walks up to me, puts out his hand, and he says, man, I thought you were one of them gays.
And so I grabbed his hand, and I pulled him real, real close, and I said, I am one of them gays.
Everybody thinks code switching is cool until you get around a group of gay people.
And then it's not so cool anymore.
And that's my time.
Thank you guys.
I forgot I said that.
Hot Topic.
I like Dunkin' Donuts better.
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