David Lucas
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Podcast Appearances
Drink some fucking water, because don't nobody want that mimosa-ass piss you hoes be having.
That shit be strong as hell, like mixing Clorox with Fabuloso.
I gotta wear goggles to eat your pussy, bitch.
I just look at this gay nigga and start laughing.
I mean, she's doing you a favor.
When you eat a bitch out, your forehead gonna be giving her tongue kisses.
You look like you got a football helmet on, nigga.
Fucking New York Jets helmet wearing, motherfucker.
You got a big-ass head, nigga.
If you headbutt a nigga, you going to jail for murder.
I hate to see you put on a fucking motorcycle helmet, nigga.
How would you be an astronaut, nigga?
You're the only nigga that can squirt.