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David Lucas

πŸ‘€ Speaker
548 total appearances

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Podcast Appearances

KILL TONY
#724 - JOE DEROSA + ARI MATTI

Because girls in 2025 are too freaky for me.

KILL TONY
#724 - JOE DEROSA + ARI MATTI

I hate this squirting shit.

KILL TONY
#724 - JOE DEROSA + ARI MATTI

I don't like it.

KILL TONY
#724 - JOE DEROSA + ARI MATTI

It's like, do you think bitches were squirting during slavery?

KILL TONY
#724 - JOE DEROSA + ARI MATTI

They couldn't.

KILL TONY
#724 - JOE DEROSA + ARI MATTI

They were too dehydrated.

KILL TONY
#724 - JOE DEROSA + ARI MATTI

You know what I'm saying?

KILL TONY
#724 - JOE DEROSA + ARI MATTI

I don't know when this squirting shit became popular, bro.

KILL TONY
#724 - JOE DEROSA + ARI MATTI

I think squirting came out with Ugg boots.

KILL TONY
#724 - JOE DEROSA + ARI MATTI

You know what I'm saying?

KILL TONY
#724 - JOE DEROSA + ARI MATTI

You hoes started wearing Uggs and started pissing everywhere.

KILL TONY
#724 - JOE DEROSA + ARI MATTI

It's weird.

KILL TONY
#724 - JOE DEROSA + ARI MATTI

It's always weird when you fuck a girl and she squirts.

KILL TONY
#724 - JOE DEROSA + ARI MATTI

She's like, oh my God, I just squirted.

KILL TONY
#724 - JOE DEROSA + ARI MATTI

It's like, bitch, you didn't squirt.

KILL TONY
#724 - JOE DEROSA + ARI MATTI

You just fucked my mattress up, bitches.

KILL TONY
#724 - JOE DEROSA + ARI MATTI

This is a purple mattress, hoe.

KILL TONY
#724 - JOE DEROSA + ARI MATTI

I got to throw this shit out now.

KILL TONY
#724 - JOE DEROSA + ARI MATTI

But ladies, if you do have to squirt, which we know by now is pee, we just have one request.

KILL TONY
#724 - JOE DEROSA + ARI MATTI

Just please hydrate.