David Lucas
π€ Speaker
548
total appearances
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KILL TONY
#724 - JOE DEROSA + ARI MATTI
Because girls in 2025 are too freaky for me.
KILL TONY
#724 - JOE DEROSA + ARI MATTI
It's like, do you think bitches were squirting during slavery?
KILL TONY
#724 - JOE DEROSA + ARI MATTI
I don't know when this squirting shit became popular, bro.
KILL TONY
#724 - JOE DEROSA + ARI MATTI
I think squirting came out with Ugg boots.
KILL TONY
#724 - JOE DEROSA + ARI MATTI
You hoes started wearing Uggs and started pissing everywhere.
KILL TONY
#724 - JOE DEROSA + ARI MATTI
It's always weird when you fuck a girl and she squirts.
KILL TONY
#724 - JOE DEROSA + ARI MATTI
She's like, oh my God, I just squirted.
KILL TONY
#724 - JOE DEROSA + ARI MATTI
It's like, bitch, you didn't squirt.
KILL TONY
#724 - JOE DEROSA + ARI MATTI
You just fucked my mattress up, bitches.
KILL TONY
#724 - JOE DEROSA + ARI MATTI
This is a purple mattress, hoe.
KILL TONY
#724 - JOE DEROSA + ARI MATTI
I got to throw this shit out now.
KILL TONY
#724 - JOE DEROSA + ARI MATTI
But ladies, if you do have to squirt, which we know by now is pee, we just have one request.