David Lucas
speaker
745 appearances
7 recordings
1 series
first heard Apr 2024
last heard 22 Aug
David Lucas’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Appearances
It's just me and Jimmy now.
Okay, Jack.
Okay, never mind.
Sorry, I thought that was going to be so funny.
You know, I've been trying to find ways to deal with my anxiety, and I've been nervous to talk about this, but I've... And people in my life don't know about this, but I've been... I've found a way to deal with it, and I've been jazz-scatting.
I was thinking I could... I think I could jazz-scat a little bit.
I was afraid of that, but I have jazz in my heart and cum in my pants.
Yeah, all right.
The worst kind of fat girl on there is the pregnant ones.
And it's just, every guy's like, yes, swipe.
That's good, that's good, actually.
It is good.
All right, last thing real quick.
Most girls don't know.
So I just got told I look like a Pokemon trainer with a fentanyl addiction.
Oh, yeah, dude, I sucked a Pikachu's dick, you know?
All right, that sucked.
Oh, yeah, I just graduated high school about a year ago today, and I found out on the news that my old high school teacher, he got arrested for trading A's in exchange for sex, which wasn't news to me because I was a straight-A student back in high school.
He taught me a valuable lesson, though.
One lesson he taught me was that sometimes in life, you got to give head to get ahead, you know?
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