David O'Doherty

So to the listeners, I think it's Lidl, possibly Aldi.

Lidl.

He is endorsing a brand of pans.

Yeah.

And in the picture, he is holding the pan like a tennis racket.

So if you didn't hear the episode, there was a discussion of you made the point he can only advertise things shaped like a tennis racket.

I know, but imagine the sound the banjo would make.

as you hit it with the ball and then it raises an even bigger question which is would Andre Agassi beat me at tennis if he was using a banjo me with a Dunlop Max Fly and him with a banjo

You can't complain about this.

You can't complain about this.

This is like a column does twos.

Absolutely.

This is Adrian Childs.

Absolutely out of ideas.

You know what ticks me right off?

The arrogance of lollipop people.

My question is, so if I got the case with the outer case with the lollipop in it, do you have a second lollipop in there?

And before you start the shift, do you sort of bang the heads of each other to find the correct tension?

you know pole it's not hand luggage is it you know you're gonna have to check that in for lollipop conventions it's also it's like a serious job in that they help children cross the road yet it's been reduced by its name to a piece of confectionery you know what i mean it'd be like if they have too much power that's all i'm saying

If, you know, in Fire Brigade, the people who like cut bodies out of crashed cars, if that person was called the Candy Floss Man, it deserves a more serious name than lollipop.