David Sedaris
speaker
2,542 appearances
5 recordings
4 series
first heard Apr 2025
last heard 17 Aug
David Sedaris’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Mm.
No,
No, because again, it would just be funny and well, I wrote about this I went to a barber in Tokyo and he had shit on his hands.
No.
And I could see it like a little smear of shit on his hands.
And every time he raised the scissor, I was like
you didn't speak any English and I used all my Japanese, you know, but I don't have There's
And he's a lovely guy.
Oh no.
And I just could you smell it?
Oh my god.
Every time he raised the scissors.
Every time he raised the scissors to my face, I could smell it.
I didn't want to embarrass him.
I didn't want to
you know
When I go to a barber, they just use a shaver on my head.
So I say um the number two and maybe he thought I said the number
The number two scissor cut.
I thought I had number
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