David Sedaris

And they weren't inflated, but you'd inflate them yourself. They were just big. I thought, oh, they'd be good to give away to people at a book signing or something. So I bought all the ones that he had, and I gave him money. And he kissed the money. And the money there, you have to have a big stack of it. Like $100 would be such a big stack of money, you could barely close your wallet.

And they weren't inflated, but you'd inflate them yourself. They were just big. I thought, oh, they'd be good to give away to people at a book signing or something. So I bought all the ones that he had, and I gave him money. And he kissed the money. And the money there, you have to have a big stack of it. Like $100 would be such a big stack of money, you could barely close your wallet.

And they weren't inflated, but you'd inflate them yourself. They were just big. I thought, oh, they'd be good to give away to people at a book signing or something. So I bought all the ones that he had, and I gave him money. And he kissed the money. And the money there, you have to have a big stack of it. Like $100 would be such a big stack of money, you could barely close your wallet.

And it really stinks. Like the money really stinks.

And it really stinks. Like the money really stinks.

And it really stinks. Like the money really stinks.

And here was this kid kissing it. And this other place won't even take it. Exactly. Right. And they don't know what stinky money is. Australian money is that plasticky money you could put in the dishwasher if you wanted to and it would come out fine.

And here was this kid kissing it. And this other place won't even take it. Exactly. Right. And they don't know what stinky money is. Australian money is that plasticky money you could put in the dishwasher if you wanted to and it would come out fine.

And here was this kid kissing it. And this other place won't even take it. Exactly. Right. And they don't know what stinky money is. Australian money is that plasticky money you could put in the dishwasher if you wanted to and it would come out fine.

I went to England and did something, and then I went to Australia, and that was just a vacation. And then I went to New Zealand, and then I went to Australia, and then I went to Fiji, but that was just a vacation. And then I went to Hawaii, and that was for work.

I went to England and did something, and then I went to Australia, and that was just a vacation. And then I went to New Zealand, and then I went to Australia, and then I went to Fiji, but that was just a vacation. And then I went to Hawaii, and that was for work.

I went to England and did something, and then I went to Australia, and that was just a vacation. And then I went to New Zealand, and then I went to Australia, and then I went to Fiji, but that was just a vacation. And then I went to Hawaii, and that was for work.

When I was in Hawaii, someone told me I was in Hilo on the big island.

When I was in Hawaii, someone told me I was in Hilo on the big island.

When I was in Hawaii, someone told me I was in Hilo on the big island.

And they said it was her 11th child. And she just kept walking. She didn't give a fuck. But you know what? If you had 11, you might be like, eh. It's fine.

And they said it was her 11th child. And she just kept walking. She didn't give a fuck. But you know what? If you had 11, you might be like, eh. It's fine.

And they said it was her 11th child. And she just kept walking. She didn't give a fuck. But you know what? If you had 11, you might be like, eh. It's fine.

I don't do it in front of the mirror. I still can't look at my teeth. I had to go to the dentist the other day and she held up the mirror and I'm like, have we not been through this? I can't look at my mouth.

I don't do it in front of the mirror. I still can't look at my teeth. I had to go to the dentist the other day and she held up the mirror and I'm like, have we not been through this? I can't look at my mouth.