David Sedaris

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2,542 appearances 5 recordings 4 series first heard Apr 2025 last heard 17 Aug

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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard · David Sedaris #6 · 17 Aug 2026 podcast

I know.

And then

I will go to anyone to get my hair cut.

If there was a guy with a blowtorch on the side of the road, I'd go.

What I find in New York now is all the barbers are from Azerbaijan.

Oh really?

Whoa.

And so I wrote an essay about it because I'm in the Epstein Files.

You are not.

I'm in the Epstein Files.

You are?

Yeah, I am.

For some reason, Jeffrey Epstein emailed somebody an article from the New York Times that was, I don't know, 2004 or something.

And it was about a bookstore in Paris where I'd done a reading and so it mentioned my name.

mentioned Don Delillo's name and a couple other Tony Morrison's name, right?

I'm in there.

So I went to uh get a haircut and I said to the woman, I said, Um, you know, I just found out today that I'm in the Epstein Files and she said, What?

Like she spoke like seventeen words of English and I'm like, Fuck you know, like I needed her to

So to me, getting a haircut is simply about the conversation.

My hair is unimportant.

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