David Sedaris
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Podcast Appearances
And I said, you want money from me and I want something from you. So I pay you. I mean, the money I was paying him for a shawl was like 50 times with the shawl. Right, right, right.
And I said, you want money from me and I want something from you. So I pay you. I mean, the money I was paying him for a shawl was like 50 times with the shawl. Right, right, right.
But he wanted to give me the shawl. And I was thinking it's nicer for you if it's a transaction too. Because you're not begging me for anything. I'm just a customer buying. Anyway, we finally made that understood. And then we went over here and then we came back and he already had a new shawl on and he was modeling it. And then I was like, I want that one too. Yeah.
But he wanted to give me the shawl. And I was thinking it's nicer for you if it's a transaction too. Because you're not begging me for anything. I'm just a customer buying. Anyway, we finally made that understood. And then we went over here and then we came back and he already had a new shawl on and he was modeling it. And then I was like, I want that one too. Yeah.
But he wanted to give me the shawl. And I was thinking it's nicer for you if it's a transaction too. Because you're not begging me for anything. I'm just a customer buying. Anyway, we finally made that understood. And then we went over here and then we came back and he already had a new shawl on and he was modeling it. And then I was like, I want that one too. Yeah.
Everything just looked better on him.
Everything just looked better on him.
Everything just looked better on him.
That would have been fair.
That would have been fair.
That would have been fair.
I went to Australia with my friend Dawn. Her dad had a music store, and he would get a lot of letters from prisoners. Oh, can you send me some guitar strings? And he was a lovely man, Dawn's father. So people would get out of prison, and they wouldn't have any place to go. And so Dawn would be at home alone. Oh, no. With someone who'd just gotten out of prison, stole from her jewelry box.
I went to Australia with my friend Dawn. Her dad had a music store, and he would get a lot of letters from prisoners. Oh, can you send me some guitar strings? And he was a lovely man, Dawn's father. So people would get out of prison, and they wouldn't have any place to go. And so Dawn would be at home alone. Oh, no. With someone who'd just gotten out of prison, stole from her jewelry box.
I went to Australia with my friend Dawn. Her dad had a music store, and he would get a lot of letters from prisoners. Oh, can you send me some guitar strings? And he was a lovely man, Dawn's father. So people would get out of prison, and they wouldn't have any place to go. And so Dawn would be at home alone. Oh, no. With someone who'd just gotten out of prison, stole from her jewelry box.
When I was in Australia a few weeks ago, there was a hotel that had a notice on the desk that said, we are cash free. And then it said, money can contain 163 bacterias, something like that. And then they had written, we charge an X fee for using their credit card. No. Yeah. Anyway, when I was in Egypt, there was this kid selling big balloons.
When I was in Australia a few weeks ago, there was a hotel that had a notice on the desk that said, we are cash free. And then it said, money can contain 163 bacterias, something like that. And then they had written, we charge an X fee for using their credit card. No. Yeah. Anyway, when I was in Egypt, there was this kid selling big balloons.
When I was in Australia a few weeks ago, there was a hotel that had a notice on the desk that said, we are cash free. And then it said, money can contain 163 bacterias, something like that. And then they had written, we charge an X fee for using their credit card. No. Yeah. Anyway, when I was in Egypt, there was this kid selling big balloons.