David Sedaris

She was just fantastic.

She was just fantastic.

She was just fantastic.

It takes nine months to have one made. But then they had one that was never picked up for some reason. So anyway, I walked right out the door with it. Off the rack. And then I started wearing it. Stop. Ouch. And it's so interesting. I wore it in London where it's not a Catholic country. With the collar? Yeah, with the collar and everything. Oh my God.

It takes nine months to have one made. But then they had one that was never picked up for some reason. So anyway, I walked right out the door with it. Off the rack. And then I started wearing it. Stop. Ouch. And it's so interesting. I wore it in London where it's not a Catholic country. With the collar? Yeah, with the collar and everything. Oh my God.

It takes nine months to have one made. But then they had one that was never picked up for some reason. So anyway, I walked right out the door with it. Off the rack. And then I started wearing it. Stop. Ouch. And it's so interesting. I wore it in London where it's not a Catholic country. With the collar? Yeah, with the collar and everything. Oh my God.

And then would see me from a distance and then look away when they got close. They couldn't look at my face.

And then would see me from a distance and then look away when they got close. They couldn't look at my face.

And then would see me from a distance and then look away when they got close. They couldn't look at my face.

I don't know. Again, it's not a Catholic country.

I don't know. Again, it's not a Catholic country.

I don't know. Again, it's not a Catholic country.

Maybe that's it. Oxford Street in London, it's like there's a shift change. And at six o'clock, Christians go home and Muslims take over. Oh, really? Interesting. Even the beggars on the street go home and are replaced by beggars from the Middle East. Wow. And so everybody on Oxford Street after a certain time at night is Muslim.

Maybe that's it. Oxford Street in London, it's like there's a shift change. And at six o'clock, Christians go home and Muslims take over. Oh, really? Interesting. Even the beggars on the street go home and are replaced by beggars from the Middle East. Wow. And so everybody on Oxford Street after a certain time at night is Muslim.

Maybe that's it. Oxford Street in London, it's like there's a shift change. And at six o'clock, Christians go home and Muslims take over. Oh, really? Interesting. Even the beggars on the street go home and are replaced by beggars from the Middle East. Wow. And so everybody on Oxford Street after a certain time at night is Muslim.

And often they're dressed in, I don't know the names for the clothes. And they are always treated differently. Their people looked me in the face.

And often they're dressed in, I don't know the names for the clothes. And they are always treated differently. Their people looked me in the face.

And often they're dressed in, I don't know the names for the clothes. And they are always treated differently. Their people looked me in the face.

Yeah. They were living a religious life. Yeah. I felt like they were looking at me like, whatever. You know, if you want to believe that, go ahead. Right. We're both wearing black.

Yeah. They were living a religious life. Yeah. I felt like they were looking at me like, whatever. You know, if you want to believe that, go ahead. Right. We're both wearing black.