David Sedaris
speaker
2,542 appearances
5 recordings
4 series
first heard Apr 2025
last heard 17 Aug
David Sedaris’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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uh there and it's just filled with snapping turtles and with water turtles too but they're a massive snapping turtles like the size of your suitcase.
Oh
in particular that had a tumor on its head.
Yeah, because the other ones, you know, you know the one with the tumor on it.
It's like he's wearing a hat.
Well I was feeding them raw hot dogs, which I don't know how much better that is than but they'll eat.
Anything.
You know, the snapping turtle is just gonna eat it and then think later, Was that a piece of human shit?
And I don't think anything can be too
is.
Because I was in Paris one day and I noticed it seemed to pop up overnight.
It was like half a deviled egg under my skin, right above my
hip and I went to a doctor and he said, Oh, it's a lipoma and I said, Is it gonna get any bigger?
And he said, Probably not.
And I said, Why?
And he said,
I don't know.
Why don't trees touch the sky?
Which I thought was such a good answer.
no need to get it removed.
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