David Sedaris

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2,542 appearances 5 recordings 4 series first heard Apr 2025 last heard 17 Aug

David Sedaris’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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I think about that moment a lot, especially now when the phrase punching down has become ubiquitous.
It's a worse crime a comic or humor writer can commit, at least according to the people who now decide such things, meaning people on X who determine, based, I suppose, on your photo and a wild guess at your net worth who you can and cannot make jokes about.
Words, we are now regularly reminded, are violence.
Silences as well.
I read not long ago that capitalism is violence, as is misgendering someone.
Ignoring someone is violence, but so too is paying attention to them.
A friend recently called on one of her assistants to deliver a statistic during a business meeting and was later charged with casual violence.
Apparently, Deborah needed to give advance warning that she was going to ask a question, one that might possibly put her employee, someone who was well paid to know stuff and be able to spew it forth to
on the spot.
Who are these hot house flowers, also easily and consistently wounded?
People whose parents never hit them.
That's who.
People who don't know what real pain is, but still want to throw the word around.
When I was a child a c slap across the face was too minor to qualify as casual violence.
It was simply what you got for talking back or holding everyone up.
It never hurt all that much.
What stung was the swiftness of it, the surprise.
Who knew my mother could move so fast?
Like someone belted in the martial arts.
don't feel like it traumatized me to be knocked around a little.
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