David Sedaris
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5 recordings
4 series
first heard Apr 2025
last heard 17 Aug
David Sedaris’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Thinking finally, of a couple I saw on the subway in Yokohama one.
once.
Their eighteen month old son was with them, and when the boy wanted to look out the window, his mother removed his shoes, took a towel out of her bag, and spread it upon the seat, so that he could stand on it.
Just before we reached their station, the woman pulled out a small spray bottle, along with a paper napkin, and cleaned the kid's handprints off the glass.
So actually maybe that's a solution.
You have a child or two and then send them off to be raised in Japan until they're eighteen or so and have learned proper manners.
When they return and you tell them how absolutely awesome and special they are, they will look at you in blank, not understanding and thus not believing a word of it.
Oh gosh, I could be holding it's not a rolling pin, is it?
Is it?
It's uh
I could be holding uh two candles.
She passed from it.
Before she could hear the pussy jets.
Isn't that crazy?
I was uh kittens signing books.
I met a woman, a dentist, a couple weeks ago.
I said, Do you see a lot of thrush?
It's a bacterial disease that turns your tongue white.
And she said, occasionally, she said, But what I notice more often is bruising in the backs of women's throats, particularly on February fifteenth.
Yes.
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