David Sedaris
speaker
2,542 appearances
5 recordings
4 series
first heard Apr 2025
last heard 17 Aug
David Sedaris’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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No.
And I said, I didn't know that the back of the throat could bruise.
She said, Oh, quite clearly.
And there are like spots on the back of the throat when it bruises.
And she said, Other times I'll notice it and I'll say, What'd you do last night?
And a woman will say, Celebrated my husband's birthday or my boyfriend's birthday.
Why don't we know this?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because if you were gonna go to the dentist tomorrow, wouldn't you be like, d not
today.
Make sure there's any dick bruises
you imagine Can you imagine like somebody doing that?
I mean there must be people who have done that before.
Oh, I think we talk about
But I feel like so many of the things people put up their ass and they do it again and again.
I feel like if you're a doctor, you could say, you know what, I got people who were in car accidents.
You're just gonna have to wait until what time?
If it's today, if it's not today, because you put a horseshoe up your ass.
Like something that isn't even conducive.
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