David Sedaris

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2,542 appearances 5 recordings 4 series first heard Apr 2025 last heard 17 Aug

David Sedaris’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 4 in all, peaking in May 2026 with 2.

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I spent ten days at the medical examiner's office in Phoenix and they take a picture of everyone who comes in.
And the wife's out of town.
Yes.
The husband dresses in her clothes, autoerotic asphyxiation.
Oh God.
Accidentally dies.
So the wife has no idea, comes back, husband's dead in the closet, hung himself, dressed like not dressed like not fooling anybody.
With pantyhose on and a bra and a wig and then hanging dead in the closet.
But to find
But nobody I wrote about that in a radio story once and they cut it out.
Nobody talks about it's an epidemic.
Like it never occurred to me.
I had to read about it because it never occurred to me.
Oh, I know.
I'll hang myself.
Right.
Yeah.
You know, while masturbating.
That should be fun.
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