David Sedaris

It never felt gimmicky.

It never felt gimmicky.

It never felt gimmicky.

Yeah. It just felt more genuine. But like a corporate personality is no personality.

Yeah. It just felt more genuine. But like a corporate personality is no personality.

Yeah. It just felt more genuine. But like a corporate personality is no personality.

No, I'm not opposed to it.

No, I'm not opposed to it.

No, I'm not opposed to it.

preferable right i like it if i'm going to the security check at the airport and that person has a personality me too love that tsa guy personality love that everybody i'm happy you know who i don't want to have a personality is the pilot sometimes you're on a southwest flight and they kind of pride themselves on that they make jokes that's not who i want making jokes but

preferable right i like it if i'm going to the security check at the airport and that person has a personality me too love that tsa guy personality love that everybody i'm happy you know who i don't want to have a personality is the pilot sometimes you're on a southwest flight and they kind of pride themselves on that they make jokes that's not who i want making jokes but

preferable right i like it if i'm going to the security check at the airport and that person has a personality me too love that tsa guy personality love that everybody i'm happy you know who i don't want to have a personality is the pilot sometimes you're on a southwest flight and they kind of pride themselves on that they make jokes that's not who i want making jokes but

I was on tour in the fall and I went to Chicago and I was checked in by a woman with Down syndrome.

I was on tour in the fall and I went to Chicago and I was checked in by a woman with Down syndrome.

I was on tour in the fall and I went to Chicago and I was checked in by a woman with Down syndrome.

She checked me in for my flight and she had a very hard time pronouncing the name of the city I was going to, but it was a difficult name. And a lot of times if you have Down syndrome, your tongue is kind of thick, so it can be hard to say. So I had to ask twice, but I thought, wow, why haven't I seen this before? And then I started thinking they should hire a guy with Down syndrome.

She checked me in for my flight and she had a very hard time pronouncing the name of the city I was going to, but it was a difficult name. And a lot of times if you have Down syndrome, your tongue is kind of thick, so it can be hard to say. So I had to ask twice, but I thought, wow, why haven't I seen this before? And then I started thinking they should hire a guy with Down syndrome.

She checked me in for my flight and she had a very hard time pronouncing the name of the city I was going to, but it was a difficult name. And a lot of times if you have Down syndrome, your tongue is kind of thick, so it can be hard to say. So I had to ask twice, but I thought, wow, why haven't I seen this before? And then I started thinking they should hire a guy with Down syndrome.

Or it could be a woman dressed in a pilot's uniform to stand at the front of the plane at the beginning of every flight and say, we'll be flying over. And then all the people who get off the plane immediately would be the right people. And then we could just take off. They would be the right people. Just hire people with Down syndrome to pretend they were the pilots. Yeah.

Or it could be a woman dressed in a pilot's uniform to stand at the front of the plane at the beginning of every flight and say, we'll be flying over. And then all the people who get off the plane immediately would be the right people. And then we could just take off. They would be the right people. Just hire people with Down syndrome to pretend they were the pilots. Yeah.