Deirdre O'Kane

She's trying baseball caps now.

And I was like, I don't think that is her and it wasn't you.

Actually, I'm going to try baseball caps again.

Are you?

Yeah, I think so.

I can wear a baseball cap.

My problem is that when I take the hat off, the hair is destroyed.

No, it's the hair afterwards.

Can't get the hair to sit in any way.

Yeah, but if that's hat or no hat.

By the way, are you noticing that all the way to the bottom?

Nobody comments on it.

I think because maybe it's not noticeable it's not noticeable it just looks like you kind of got it looks like you're so I need it to get longer though I need this bit to go longer it looks like your part your parting is slightly more off centre that's all it looks like right yeah you can't so when you look at me you don't notice it's about it's about three millimetres in the difference so it's not a huge I think it's a good bit more than that you know

It's not.

Honestly, I think it is, Emma.

Anyway, look.

Is nobody commenting on it?

Nobody's commenting on it.

Did Harry, Dan's friend, not say, Mrs. O'Kane, what's the story with the asymmetrical bump?

Nobody's commented on it.