Democratic Congress Member Garcia

If a student eats Cheetos and then licks the cheese dust off their fingers, would that be considered licking oneself?

But you're defining non-human behavior as licking oneself or others.

But you're defining non-human behavior as licking oneself or others.

But you're defining non-human behavior as licking oneself or others.

So who decides whether the licking is non-human behavior? Is that the attorney general's job if your bill becomes law?

So who decides whether the licking is non-human behavior? Is that the attorney general's job if your bill becomes law?

So who decides whether the licking is non-human behavior? Is that the attorney general's job if your bill becomes law?

But all there needs to be is one complaint and the attorney general, the top cop in the second largest state in the union, is now tasked with investigating that behavior? I mean, I would just hope that the attorney general has better things to do than investigating licking. licking or that kind of behavior among kids.

But all there needs to be is one complaint and the attorney general, the top cop in the second largest state in the union, is now tasked with investigating that behavior? I mean, I would just hope that the attorney general has better things to do than investigating licking. licking or that kind of behavior among kids.

But all there needs to be is one complaint and the attorney general, the top cop in the second largest state in the union, is now tasked with investigating that behavior? I mean, I would just hope that the attorney general has better things to do than investigating licking. licking or that kind of behavior among kids.

Is this. Is infantile bill to rename the Gulf of Mexico really this House's top priority? I heard the gentle lady say it's going to solve all the problems, of course, if we name it the Gulf of America. Golly day, why didn't we think of that? The economy is shrinking for the first time since COVID-19. Costs are going up. I think Saturday Night Live just called me. They want me on.

Is this. Is infantile bill to rename the Gulf of Mexico really this House's top priority? I heard the gentle lady say it's going to solve all the problems, of course, if we name it the Gulf of America. Golly day, why didn't we think of that? The economy is shrinking for the first time since COVID-19. Costs are going up. I think Saturday Night Live just called me. They want me on.

Is this. Is infantile bill to rename the Gulf of Mexico really this House's top priority? I heard the gentle lady say it's going to solve all the problems, of course, if we name it the Gulf of America. Golly day, why didn't we think of that? The economy is shrinking for the first time since COVID-19. Costs are going up. I think Saturday Night Live just called me. They want me on.

Costs are going up. Small businesses are going under. American families are worried they won't be able to keep the lights on, keep food on the table, and keep the roof on their head. They're happy about course golf of America. That'll do it. Millions of Americans risk losing their health insurance if Republicans' Medicaid cuts go through. Yet Republicans think this juvenile legislation

Costs are going up. Small businesses are going under. American families are worried they won't be able to keep the lights on, keep food on the table, and keep the roof on their head. They're happy about course golf of America. That'll do it. Millions of Americans risk losing their health insurance if Republicans' Medicaid cuts go through. Yet Republicans think this juvenile legislation

Costs are going up. Small businesses are going under. American families are worried they won't be able to keep the lights on, keep food on the table, and keep the roof on their head. They're happy about course golf of America. That'll do it. Millions of Americans risk losing their health insurance if Republicans' Medicaid cuts go through. Yet Republicans think this juvenile legislation

is the best use of this House's time. This is the only thing we're doing today, folks. What a sick joke this is.

is the best use of this House's time. This is the only thing we're doing today, folks. What a sick joke this is.

is the best use of this House's time. This is the only thing we're doing today, folks. What a sick joke this is.

Solve problems, defend democracy. And yes, this bill has been called a joke more than once. In committee, I even offered an amendment to rename the entire planet Trump just to underscore the absurdity of their sycophantic bootlicking.