Derrick Stroup
speaker
796 appearances
3 recordings
3 series
first heard Apr 2026
last heard 23 Jun
Derrick Stroup’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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recordings per month · last 12 monthsRecordings per month over the last 12 months — 3 in all, peaking in Jun 2026 with 1.
Appearances
I see a lot of us in your day.
But I've only had this one haircut my entire life.
This one haircut.
I've only had one person ever cut my hair.
And that's my blue-haired, gay, liberal mom.
It's just her.
She's the only one.
I've never been to a barbershop.
I go to the salon.
It's not cool.
Like, I want to go to the barbershop.
I want to throw gang signs.
I want to talk ball.
Whatever happens there, I don't know.
I want to be the only one in there that knows that the fire alarm battery needs to be changed.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I'm going to cheat on my mom.
I'm going to cheat on her.
I'm going to cheat on my mom with a big, strong, tattooed, Puerto Rican man named Rick.
And he's just going to have his way with my head.
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