Derrick Stroup

He's a pro.

We had to scrap the Paul Walker one.

Well, Gary used to sell Coke if we're really getting into vices.

Really?

Venezuela on the drug boat?

Well, I got a funny Canadian border story.

I did Buffalo Helium, and the next day I had a gig in Canada, and it's like, I don't know, an hour drive.

So the opener was like, I'll drive you, but do you have any drugs in your bag just so we don't get stopped?

And I was like, oh, let me check.

I opened the bag.

It's full of drugs I'd accumulated over the years.

It's shrooms and pills and weed and all this shit, gummies.

So I go, ah, I don't want to get rid of all this.

This is a lot of money worth it.

This is good stuff.

So he goes, why don't you plant it somewhere we'll hide it

what is this fargo he's like we'll hide it in the right at the border of new york somewhere well nobody will see it and then when you're done with the gig we'll drive back and get it and i was like hey that's pretty good so we hide it next to this guy's house and we put like some leaves over it and shit and you know a branch and we go do the gig and uh i came back the next day with a different opener to go fly out of buffalo

The guy went and stole it.

My other opener.

He took all the drugs.